Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Robe 1] Think of how much good you could do as the most powerful human on Earth.

and I want you to give him the same respect that you've given me

We're just glad we don't have to listen to these guys anymore.

Lobby to ban dogs from professional sports?

[ominous music plays]

Here's a reality where you and Staedtler teach improv classes to convicted felons.

There has to be at least one reality where we're happy!

We need to isolate and contain every plot hole from this past season.

There's still some leftover anomalies that need to be contained.

[Robe 1] We're not making you the new J.R. You're making partner.

[dramatic music crescendos]

and narrowed it down to timelines where you, quote, "have it all."

and you were worth sticking around for.

Air Bud is only a threat because there's nothing in the rule book

Our building doesn't even go that low. Does it?

The damage to our timeline has caused a number of minor inconsistencies.

[Robes] In ministerium chobanis!

Okay. Remember, after I zap myself,

[suspenseful music crescendos]

-Well, I-- [cell phone buzzes]

is actually a complex system serving a greater good.

I don't hear from you for days and you're moving?

Once dogs dominate the NBA, they'll evolve thumbs.

I already have crotch rash!

Forever? But, Reagan, you're my best friend, and…

-Damn! -He killed his baby!

[Robe 2] Operating from the shadows using secret knowledge,

and I'm sure that there are zero high jinks happening right now.

you'd miss me too.

Wait, do you know where my phone charger is?

because humanity needs someone to make the hard choices.

He must have been left here

It's what I've wanted to make for the office,

How do you feel about growing out a messy ponytail?

-What? No! -[Air Bud whimpers]

What's with that dog?

They can't evolve if they can't have any hope of a career!

[dramatic music plays]