Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where their names are spelled wrong. Also, their genitals are showing.

He hid the most dangerous weapon in the universe right under our noses.

Except for the 0% body fat, you're a big softie.

you have a 60-second window of suggestibility to read me the script.

If you're watching over us, why didn't you stop these things?

Plot holes, if you will.

I'm sorry. I needed time to think things over.

All right, we re-canceled Kevin Spacey,

Ah, the classic "will she, won't she?"

[Robe 1] You've considered our offer then.

Please accept this as a small, humble token of our thanks.

[Air Bud barks]

Agh! No! I promised myself I wouldn't die at work!

I just wish our old coach could have seen us.

but you gotta follow your heart and do things your way.

-That's what I was thinking. -Yeah.

[jaunty whistling music plays]

Your name is Martin Higgins. You live just outside Appleton, Wisconsin.

And if we don't leave the shadow world, we might never get a chance to.

You were the obvious choice.

Wow, I'm honored. I mean "shadow-honored" if that is the preferred term?

-[Air Bud barks] -[Reagan clears throat]

but this little idiot does not want that, does he?

-No chance. -Not doing that.

I'll prove we don't have to worry about dogs dominating humans on or off the court

but this way, we'll be free.

Until then, you have a job to do.

No, this is hopeless!

Destroying your father.

Brett, if I've learned anything from Air Bud,

Dang! That always means breakups or cancer.