Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As long as you're holding the checkbook, I'll ban anyone from anything!

No, dog. They did it on their own.

[gentle music plays]

Time for our first totally normal day with zero crazy personal drama.

[Robe 1] We wanted to thank you for saving reality.

This has wildly exceeded my expectations of stupidity.

[Robe 1] Stop them? We unleashed them.

All right, Reagan, you made your choice

I thought you were the office golden retriever.

[Robe 1] What do you think?

[Robe 1] How could she?

Maybe a boss with a big heart

No, no, no! Agh!

People think that hugs and smiles are all you have to offer,

I wish to thank you for doing what I never could.

[dramatic music plays]

[Robe 2] Everything we know, you'll know.

[elevator dings]

Okay, on the count of three.

listening to your abusive relationship with your right hand!

Not to point out the obvious, but fire, plague, actual fucking locusts?

[Brett breathes heavily]

-Sometimes you have to kill your babies. -I resent that!

[rock music plays]

[sighs] I can't wait to finally be able to sleep at night.

[in Scooby-Doo voice] I ruv you, Brett! Pratonicary!

Ow, God! And a new catastrophic workplace injury.

[ominous music plays]

[Myc] Finally, a reason for you to have shitty posture.