Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A carton of eggs?
[gasps]
I mean if corporate saw that, you'd be fired for sure.
and now, uh, evidently some kind of policeman.
-and barrel headlong into danger... -[gasps]
Why do they do what they do?
Well then, I'll call the police.
Oh, my god, he's admitted it. Case closed.
...Leaving no stone unturned,
Four bucks.
Lick my [bleep], you ignorant, white mother[bleep],
It got me all fired up.
these "michael's out and about in the world" situations.
-What? -Michael, he should call the police--
"d"? Corporate will shut this store down.
[laughs] oh, wait, I'm not wearing a diaper.
They'll hold me responsible.
Well, whatever happened in aisle three