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Oh, my god, he's admitted it. Case closed.
Well then, I'll call the police.
Four bucks.
They'll hold me responsible.
Lick my [bleep], you ignorant, white mother[bleep],
[laughs] oh, wait, I'm not wearing a diaper.
A carton of eggs?
-and barrel headlong into danger... -[gasps]
...Leaving no stone unturned,
and now, uh, evidently some kind of policeman.
It got me all fired up.
"d"? Corporate will shut this store down.
these "michael's out and about in the world" situations.
Why do they do what they do?
[gasps]
-What? -Michael, he should call the police--
Well, whatever happened in aisle three
I mean if corporate saw that, you'd be fired for sure.