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in the closet, in the hallway where they can't hear me.
I don't know.
I'm going to the bathroom.
You're the dirty villain, and I'm the hero, and you suck.
No.
Would you like to buy a fairy cloth?
Would you like to buy a fairy cloth?
Well, that's a laugh.
Dad, what are you trying to say?
I think we're going to be friends for a long time.
You haven't really even touched anything.
Yeah, Brendan.
Coach?
Bren-Bren, you know what's great?
Please?
And this is just the beginning.
Say sleep tight.
I went through a whole gender-bending phase.
I think you got a seven, Fenton.
What are you talking about?
Fentonsnakedmom.com.
Come in, Jason.
No.
I haven't slept.
That's all for now.
Now, hey, who wants to have some fun?
Coach, my dad signed me up, not me.
Yep.
That means that you are pretty and little and sweet.
Yup.
How about this?
You tell the fairy princesses I said hi, Melissa.
All right, sell me the FPC fairy cloth.
Please, buy something.
Safety is the most important thing in the world.
Please, somebody buy one of these things.
I was just asking about you about a second ago.
How do you know that?
I repeat, hear me.
Can anybody hear me?
OK.
Jason.
It sucked.
Hey, I am so sorry about the whole fairy princess thing.
I haven't had coffee like this since the 60s.
Yeah.
No, Mom, no.
Would a fairy cloth make you feel better?
Would you like to buy an FPC fairy cloth?
I can also fly!
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