Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This place is a glorified holding pen.

There's juvenile delinquents and weirdos.

So the house burned down with everyone in it.

What did l tell you would happen if you ever went in my room again?

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That's right, what do you want from me?

Gregory "Greg" Heffley (born July 16 1994) is an American student and the main protagonist of the Dairy Of a Wimpy Kid novel series and franchise. He starts out being about 12 years old. In the most recent ones, he is 14. He is constantly bullied by his older brother Rodrick Heffley and schoolgirl Patty Farrell.

We'll hide here for the rest of the class

And it's all your fault!

as waking up in the morning and going to the bathroom.

We're never going to be able to outrun these guys!

l'm very sorry l chased you with a booger on my finger.

They're having tryouts, but the important thing is Bryan gets better.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The cafeteria, possibly the cruelest place on Earth.

l wanted to be matchers!

Good God, man ! You almost got the Cheese Touch.

All right, ladies! Gather around !

Greg, did you throw Manny off his. . .

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THIS ISN'T OVER

if you get in my way, l will beat you up,

The facuIty, Student CounciI and editors have aII met

Wow! Look at the size of that flamethrower!

And if nobody wants you sitting at their table,

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Cast you off into exiIe

Am l great at this or what?

Seriously, if you're not gonna listen to me, just tell me,

Hollywood Baby cry

l thought Dorothy deserved it.

l couldn't believe it.

Okay, enough. l'll show Rowley I don't need him.

Science experiment gone bad?

Wicked. You shouId sit with us at Iunch, friend.

Well, Greg, l think it's great that

l say jump and you start jumping

So not happening.

And then, you're dead.

We hope she fares well

Come and get it then ! Come on.

when l'm rich and famous l'll have better things to do

Patty Farrell just showed her butt

Yeah, you three, this side. Good.

Are you feeling okay?

You know what has one strap? Machine guns.

I can't ditch him 'cause he'd be Iost without me.

Okay, but l just want to say one thing !

So l need it back.

By the way , nice costume !

Mine'll kill me since it happens if she knows we're coming here. Mine'll kill me since it happens if she knows we're coming here.

Beach watch out

She says high glucose in my diet induces hyperactivity.

Can you say, "Hey?"

Don't you have to be funny for that?

We should probably do something outside.

l was thinking the same thing about you, Patty Farrell.

You know about that story, right?

So you wanna play Twisted Wizard?

No, l didn't! l just looked at it! Really!

How are you going to beat him?

is tomorrow's window breaker and graffiti vandal,

Sorry. l was. . . l thought you were teenagers.

Ready? Steady. Go.

Friend turning on friend.

l just wanted to sleep till 6:00.

You got to jump higher. lt's not yours!

Rowley Jefferson? l need to see you in my office, now.

lf you were a great friend, you would have told Mr. Winsky the truth.

And girls you've known since kindergarten won't even talk to you anymore.

is it hevey yeah

Alligators, goldfish, duckies. I've been replaced by a sandwich!

Shaving Gorillas Shaving Gorillas Attack

Handing it to you is like touching you

Rodrick, the older brother, says: Greg? Greg did not listen Rodrick.

rich people get tired of answering their doors and just leave the bowl out.

we just want to walk away and forget this ever happened.

Remember what happened last year?

l wouldn't know what to say.

Tico taco ya ya ya

lt's where adults put you

I wanna watch my go diego go, diego saying el mascate

You know, the guy who writes the Wacky Dawg cartoons

Ever watched Dubai?

These don't look like wrestling costumes to me.

Just remember, with great power. . .

finally told their parents the whole story.

l say jump and you start jumping

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

They hand out, like, two, three pieces of big candy to each kid.