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l'll sign it, Greg Heffley, if you'd let me look at your infection.
It's not a box,
Okay, one thing. You can't get mad about just. . .
He's lying ! He was gonna kill me 'cause l was in his room !
and l am way too smart to touch somebody who ate the cheese.
Not bad, Heffley. Not bad at all.
Yay Greg
No. Not at all. You were wrong.
Blow the whistle, blow the whistle!
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My van?
Okay, since there are so many of you here auditioning,
Oh, fine. My mom wanted me to ask. So l did.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I saw your plates were calling the cops
Supposed to be my friend
Rowley!
Greg? Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg? Greg? Greg?
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Gregory, tell us about your childhood !
l'll wait here as long as it takes.
Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation.
l'm not gonna beat him. l'm gonna gain 1 0 pounds this week
Just save it.
Fourth grade? That one was ugly.
When you’re about to go to school on SATURDAY
You need to call your mom to come get us.
Greg gasped: Huh? What? Who is that? It's me, patty farrell! gasped the girl.
because l'm not playing that game.
Two words. Best Dressed.
We could do that one together!
Don’t call me
No, it's not funny.
Tico taco ya ya ya
. . .comes great responsibility.
You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year, anyway.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
l don't know. We need to move this along.
You gathered all of the soul shards! The rain piece is now exposed, on the monsters will go into a frenzy. Get to the ring piece before Mr Monkey finds you! You're grounded for 2 weeks.
Hey. What did he have to say?
the cafeteria nachos bar wiII be cIosed for the remainder of the week.
How are we gonna throw apples at Dorothy without arm holes?
Fregley hurts Greg so bad and he won a gold medal and he mom was so happy After Fregley wrestling he sister in the car and mom crash the car
in terms of popularity from one to 200,
Nobody needs to be a hero! Whoa!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
lf he catches you in here, he will kill you.
No, you !
Are you sure the doctor was right?
l didn't know Rodrick was into motorcycles.
Okay, okay,
Where are we going? We're totally exposed !
Hi !
Angela and I go to Deep Dive Dubai. I've been replaced by a kitty cat!
l'm Dorothy! l am !
Three days, no shower. Smell the love! RODRICK IM GONNA CUM
Bulldogs, you stay right there.
Can l throw at you now? Later.
Dr Dre American Gangster
l get the feeling, we're on to something
You've got gall, you've got guile
Hey, Greg.
Brenna
Come on, man, just pull my finger.
just like l did in kindergarten and fourth grade.
Come on, put the knitting down ! Let's go!
So, listen.
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Thanks, Dad.
Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack
And don't be seen with Rowley.
Who let you into this school, Greg Heffley?
So you two, over here. You, you, you, this way.
Mine'll kill me if she knows we're here.
Look, Rowley, tonight's Halloween,
lt's a homework appointment. Yeah, and l really should be going.
Every morning, as the sun peeks over the horizon, Rodrick heffley says: three days, no shower, smell, the looooooove!
But I was about to make some kid's day by sitting next to him.
YAY GREG
Can't be late for your first day of school.
Why can't you ride and l throw at you first?
Oh, um. . .
He on that good kush and alcohol The kush is good
Dieter Rockwell DOB: 10/9/2000
Remember how I said Rowley wasn't middle school ready?
You fly below the radar.
Until a German exchange student named Dieter Muller took it away.
All you guys better scram or l'm gonna kick your butts, too!
Ze Cheese Touch?
My mother is the president of the P.T.A.
Whoa! Go!
With her dog so smaII and true
But your band is still playing.
Fun? That's the exact opposite of fun!
Joshie says to respect your parents and follow your dreams.
to get me through the seventh.
'Cause they don't know me
This is fun, Greg Heffley!
ln this school, much like your own,
This place is an intellectual wasteland.
It was worse than nuclear Gruties.
and Collin's sleeping over tonight.
Greg?
more interested in his mind than in his body.
But Rowley was still giving me the siIent treatment.
Put one arm over my shoulder? Let's go, yeah.
What did I tell you would happen if you ever went in my room again?!
dad. why the fuck do i have to sit by the ice age baby