Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you insane? School doesn't start till next week.
Come on, Greg Heffley!
Was your first day as crappy as l said it would be?
Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away.
Anyway, let's play some Twisted Wizard Two at your house.
Hey, Gregory, want to sign the card?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Shaving gorillas Shaving gorillas Talking Tom & Alphabetimals
This is a terrible place.
Darren Touched The Cheese! Darren touched me!
That might become a very good advice if somebody were somebody else like themselves.
they're only doing these activities to get in the yearbook.
Fashion is easy.
They're going to eat us, unless we can get into that hole!
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And though doctors assure us that Mrs Cheznik is no longer contagious,
Oh, geez! How did that happen?
That guy is so unpopular, I'd hate to be him.
Patty Farrell just showed her butt!
How Yeah We Almost And Bananas We Touch More Bananas Song
What?
What'd you think? l thought he was the best one up there.
You know what, Patty?
She sent me to get you while she waits in the car!
I didn't know that Manny can read That's impressive
Not bad Heffley, not bad at all
Hi.
Kerstie: Yeah, cheese!
Trick or treat.
Hot, hot, hot, hot
None.
Thankfully, he moved back to DüsseIdorf and took the Cheese Touch with him.
renee renee is so skanky, has a pussy that smells like a ratty WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sorry, Safety Patrol Only
Princessbabydva
All Communications are terminated, you are descent with american gangsters
Greg Heffley was suspended from the school Safety Patrol !
Yeah, maybe l'll meet up with some dogs
Okay, okay, boys! Give it back!
Open the door! Get the key! Okay. Okay.
This is real wrestling ! Let's go!
All right. lt's not a competition
l get the feeling we're on to something
Can you say, "Oh?"
But they forgot to turn off the ovens.
We are done
What? Yeah,
to team captain.
Well, then your mom is trying to get you killed.
Guess you threw it away by accident.
Thanks! My mom made it. . .
Hey, guys. So this guy says to that guy,
You only care about yourself.
Can you say, "Oh?"
Wait, we don't get arm holes?
Huh? Sissy!
Bryce, the earth is flat
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Want to be the first to sign my sympathy sheet?
Patty Farrell is shaking her butt
Zoo-wee Mama!
Hear that? Click, click, click, click.
WE THREE TREES And I forgot
But l'm not entirely sure that was the right call.
Oh, no.
Too close.
Yeah !
Check that out.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Trick or treat.
See? This is the probIem.
for showing dignity under false suspicion, l am promoting you
Perhaps we should cut out some arm holes.
Look, are you working your way down the evolutionary ladder?
Quickly!
Yeah.
maybe you should go talk to Rowley.
Well, l'm the one who terrorized those kids!
Whoa. How could you even say that?
Oh, God.
You're supposed to be my friend now
Hey, they're going through the yard !
That's right, what do you want from me?
You're just jealous they don't trust you to keep our school safe.
When the girl you wrestle is PATTY FARRELL
You become an enforcer of the laws of this school,
lf l get beat by the weirdest kid in school,
Mom and Dad have been calling you for an hour.
Come on. We're just having some fun, right?
Oh, that was awesome!
Gregory "Greg" Heffley (born July 16 1994) is an American student and the main protagonist of the Diary Of a Wimpy Kid novel series and franchise. He starts out being about 12 years old. In the most recent ones, he is 14. He is constantly bullied by his older brother Rodrick Heffley and schoolgirl Patty Farrell.
Zoo wee Mama
This entire year has been terribIe and nobody even cares!
No.
Great job.
Good god, man Take your phone off do not disturb
Bro
GREGORY TELLUS ABOUT 69 RIZZLER 3:00 AM OHIO GYATT SKIBITI
Greg Heffley's in my room ! Greg Heffley's in my room, Rebecca.
So the year turned out pretty good.
Free hot cocoa.
Brock Branigan P.l.! What are you doing here?
They had to tear it down because what happened there was so terrible.
if things go the way l think they will.
Yes! Yes!
so you'll be excused from the first 20 minutes of sixth period.
You know what, Greg? You're not a good friend.
who's filling in for carmen barr? amar sharma.
Mine will, too. She thinks you're a bad influence.
Power Hungry Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack
Just an idea.
Rodrick's middle school yearbook.
Kind of.
Like, l should be more careful what l do in front of Mrs. lrvine's house.
Rowley's pretty lucky to have me as a friend.
So how are you gonna become a class favorite now?
Nice job, Coach Brewer.
So, just to make sure we all get off on the right foot
Your-pa dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a woman-pa.
Here's your yearbook. Have a great summer.
What about piledrivers and Vader bombs?