Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Give it back! Stop!

lt's real simple.

Or am I crazy? Do they all hate me?

Don't worry. As long as we hear the music, we're okay.

Every morning, as the sun peeks over the horizon, Rodrick heffley asks: greg? and he yelled: greg!

I run the marathon till the very last mile

Patty Farrell just showed her butt!

And finally, some positions have opened up for the Safety PatroI.

we're gonna teach you a few basic moves.

We three trees from yonder glen

Wow, you're lucky.

And then they planted trees.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

l should be at the top of the food chain by now.

Jazzy skye and Jesse Jazzy skye and Jesse

Can you say, "Hey?"

And l finally decided to do the right thing.

Rowley, if you had to say where you were ranked

'Cause you're supposed to be

l guess this is where all the cool guys hang out.

he's gonna come running back.

Okay. Kiss him you're sorry and then let's get a move on.

(muffled whimper)

But l'm allergic to dairy!

l swear to God, l'm not gonna do anything.

l really don't. . .

You got some good shots in there.

GREGORY TELLUS ABOUT 69 RIZZER OHIO GYATT

who's filling in for taina stratchfield? nicholas pepe.

We could get killed out here in the open !

Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

My legs, they hurt from the squatting.

Can you get up and come behind me?

Getting ready for. . .

Because the guys who make backpacks aren't cool.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Yeah ! Do you guys wanna play with us?

l'm really scared !

Greg? You're relieved of your Safety Patrol duties, effective immediately.

You only need one strap. One strap is cool.

Greg Heffley, l love you !

Now, that's a position that l held for two years. l know you'll honor it.

That School Burned Down until all the those teachers died They died in the oven!

Kid: Check em out!

l heard he got his butt kicked at wrestling. Now what is wrong with you?

Heffley! Heffley! Heffley!

That is fake wrestling.

Oops! I've been trying to open it all day!

Okay, let's start off with a little game l like to call Gladiator.

Sweetheart, he's your best friend.

and it's our job to stop it.

so you show her what it's like to wrestle a real live boy.

to save time, we're gonna do a group sing of one of my favorite songs.

All right, smile.

We can if it's Zoo-wee Mama.

l know it. You all know it.

Wanna see my secret circle

In order to be a good friend, always be honest and tell the truth. Also show respect to one another. That's what Democracy is all about.

What did you get?

Fregley must have bumped his head when he was IittIe, like, really hard.

Toxic Hippos Toxic Hippos

Down the winding yellow road

The wrong friends.

Well, you know what?

Please refer to the lyrics on this handout.

So, anyway, l was so angry at him, l didn't know what to say.

and if l tell the truth about it, it could hurt somebody.

And no North Side!

Rowley, Joshie is not cool.

You know what else? Electric guitars.

Safety PatroI. The cops of middle school.

l think your body looks beautiful just the way it is.

Manny? Where did you get that?

Patty, Patty is a fatty, has a face just like a ratty!

Darren touched the cheese!

Hold on, don't you want it? Okay!

l told you l was wearing this.

our favorite night of the year,

What did he just say to you?

Hey, guys. Check it out.

Okay, first of all, let me get something straight.

Ashamed ! Nice.

Shaving Gorillas

made the biggest mistake of his Iife.

Where's my credit?

So, we'll hit a few houses on the way to the North Side,

That's right, what do you want from me?

ls that the whistle? l think l hear the whistle.

So we're gonna divide you up into two teams.

You're supposed to be my friend

Coach Brewer, can you step over here for a moment,

Nooooooooo......!

Patty patty is a fatty

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Shaving Gorillas Shaving Gorilla Attack

Well, well, well. Look who we have here.

When you want it to be over But she doesn't

What did I tell you about hanging out into my favorite room again? What did I tell you about hanging out into my favorite room again?