Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

l will always have your back, Captain.
if you're only supposed to use one?
Do you have anything you wanna say to women
as you make that awkward transition between child and teenager
which is where we'll do most of our trick-or-treating.
Vat does it mean, ze Cheese Touch??
Honey, for goodness sakes, don't do that again.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Hey.
Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack
Greg ! Huh?
No, l can't. l got to guard the house
Chase’s Monkey House
That one's saved, too.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
From yonder glen !
Chase’s Monkey House
talking library
But there's two straps.
l never talked to a girl that long before.
The Cheese Touch.
Yeah. With who?
Can you say, "Hey?"
Bubby.
Please eject the dvd out. Or else who comes next. that's it you've crossed the line If you don't eject the disc In the next 12 minutes. patty we'll jumpscare you. Until your. DVD player is broken. Final warning. eject the disc Right now
which l could have done easily,
Are you fucking me ñ! Uh oh!
Well, look who's in the paper.
What do you mean, kids like us?
l'm kicked off.
Two can play at that game.
it can be tough to figure out where to sit on your first day of middIe schooI.
But stay in the neighborhood.
that l have to eat breakfast next to him on the potty.
l can't eat this!
Mario Don’t come by my house. We’re done!
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Look at this place! Wanna dance?
That's not helping ! She's not home!
when they dedicate it to your memory.
StyIe profiIe, I said
The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch
Sorry, Safety Patrol only.
who put the kids in these giant pizza ovens.
Well?
l hear you breathing, Greg Heffley.
Bum hole greg hefleys got a big butt
This game isn’t fucking over Fuckers.
So l ask you, are you up for the job?
Plus, if we time it right,
She's a girl ! Where do l grab her?
You don't need arm holes because nobody's throwing any apples.
l saw your plates! We're calling the cops!
Lebronnnn
Yeah.
GREGORY GIVES US PROOF YOU'RE SOCIOPATH
l can fly! Whoa.
My family just got back from Guatemala! lt's my serape!
Something's got to change fast forever if it's about the end of the other day. Something's got to change fast forever if it's about the end of the other day.
l couldn't believe it!
so they don't even have to look at you.
And l got Twisted Wizard Two, and a new bike!
Great story. We're gonna go now.
because it's so obvious that
2 Viciously Power Hungry Hippos 2 Viciously Power Hungry Hippos
Don't sit down. Don't raise your hand. Don't go to the bathroom.
Mom got me this thing
But Jesus fucking chief
Yeah ! Zoo-wee Mama!
One of the kindergarteners
Greg and RowIey sitting in a tree
Look, Safety Patrol is the lowest of the low,
Chase’s Zoo
When I wrestled a girl
That would be good advice if you were somebody else.
who's filling in for amar sharma? zak poyk.
My goal was to be a class favorite, and l made it.
Chair shot.
Gigi’s beginning
Okay, well, sounds like you got it all figured out,
Takes you right past the Devil Worshiper Woods.
These people aren't nobodies. They're famous.
Rowley, will you put me in your cartoon?
All right, class, l'm Mrs. Flint. Everybody take your seats!
Did l tell you or did l tell you?
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
one boy is about to learn an important lesson
You boss people around,
You can borrow my coat.
You should sign up for the school paper.
Ainsley
lf you're as discriminating as I am,
The only reason l agreed to write in this thing is because
Shotgun !
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Even if it wasn't exactly the way l planned it.
You wear a shirt and a tie, and kids are impressed.
lt always brings me back when I hear, Ooh, ChiId
Rowley! Have a great summer!
You guys are so lucky you can hide in there behind your mommy!
I wanted to be matchers!
I’m Dorothy! I am!
No, no, no. You look like one of the Seven Dwarfs.
I reaIized Rowley's injury thing was a pretty good racket.
Vat is it?
You are officially suspended from Safety Patrol.
We promise!
All right, well, Greg, your voice is too high for any of the other male roles.
For who?
Well, who's at the bottom?
P. E. is as much a part of my life
He's definitely not middle school ready.
That really stinks.
Danger, danger
l can't believe we got this much candy.
What's her problem? What did l ever do to her?
Sangamithra and me
And you will be Skins.
Thank you.
He has mono and he's going to be out for three months.
lt's completely barbaric.
that Bryce Anderson has a cute butt. What does that even mean?
They should just give that to me right now.