Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My job as her sponsor is to help her stay sober.
That way, you preserve the juiciness.
What are you writing?
What did you expect?
-Oh. -It's a time-sensitive issue.
-I'm kidding. -Oh, that's not super funny.
After the meeting.
-and go Yankees! -No, Yankees suck!
Did I tell Jordan? No! Again, not my boyfriend.
Man, can you imagine if I was like shot, snip, shot, snip?
(clears throat)
when their kids are pregnant or drinking or both.
Do I have to, like, write a letter to the governor, or...?
-So could we get coffee? -Uh, yeah.
(knocking on door)
So, if you're open to it, I would like to pick your brain.
-You maimed me. -Right.
I-I don't know. At least it was something.
(chuckles)
Ooh.
♪ Yeah, tonight we're gonna drown it out. ♪
What's going on at Bzzzzzzzzzz?
So, what are you up to?
'Cause I'm gonna get it as soon as I can.
All right, that comes to $16.53.
Oh, my God. I've definitely heard of you.
set up a meeting.
"Oh, so you decided to call me now?"
Yeah, I know. You're, uh, my daughter's sponsor.
You don't have to pretend like you never heard of me.
Look, sometimes sponsees fail.