Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Asian Delegation chooses...
Three Samuel Jackson's coming right up.
You know why?
have sex with the oldest teacher in the school
Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show.
Happy motherfucking birthday, motherfucker!
(man) Dave Chappelle...!
but over the last decade she has studied the Kabbalah.
to "The Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant."
My solution?
We've gotta stop arguing about who was what.
Well, that doesn't matter anymore
Miami Beach?
Damn! Phil Spencer is fucking up!
I love you guys!
I'll have a Samuel Adams.
That's why I'm gonna run for mayor or something.
Samuel L. Jackson.
Proclain That was a good one!
Well, he must have gotten that news about being Jewish early.
They are me! A fucking bear ate me!
This is my first campaign ad, it'll be on the air soon.
(audience laughing)
They ate me A f*cking shark ate me
Stout using Deebo against Jady
Konichiwa, bitche.
he is the mayor of this great city of New York.
You ain't never seen my movies?!
I don't understand that one.
Thick thighs, no felonies,
in front of the students.
We of the sen Delegation
"Jackie Brown!"
"And then here I come with my gators on.
Nigga, how you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?
Well, it seems as though
Yes, well, Rob, she was born and raised Catholic
That's right!
Colin Powell is not white.
I fucked up.