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A first round absolutely chock full of surprises.
That's right.
"Okay, here it is, Dave, it's a club scene
choose Tiger Woods.
Have every high school principal
I was in "Juice," with Tupac Shakur!
Today, we, the Jewish people take...
(slow motion) Me so horny...
she definitely would have been a great pickup.
this is what it looks like to be at a club normally.
Nothing funny about that.
we still face many modern problems.
It's like-hold up, nigga,
Diversified is fuckin up
Colin Powell!
I'm hustling, baby.
Diversified is fuckin up
That's right!
Ops Control is fucking up
now officially white.
"Now, you rolling around, got dookie all over you.
but be sure to catch the rest on our website.
Damn! Phil Spencer is fucking up!
(booing continues)
and if you ask me, he's looking blacker already.
again.
(Dave) All right, the Latins are up now.
And make sure you rub them both with mayonnaise
RZA got an announcement to make.
Folks, this is for all the marbles.
What's up, y'all?
Damn, Bloomberg is fucking up.
By the power invested in me, by white people everywhere
He's 100% black.
It's a boat with some white people on it.
I'm talking about genetically.
But you gotta think about it.