Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello. I'm Tom Tucker. This just in.

"And the one we have is perfect in every way.

Peter, you were all supposed to take the weight

Well, in Quahog they say,

Remember this face?

Look, Chris, did you want the gas gauge fixed,

Bloofus? Klunt?

Yeah, Lois, I knew it was Christmas a week ago

No, I'm just leaving for a few days

and we're a little worried, but Daddy's got a plan.

with Charlie Rose sadly pressed against the window.

ANNOUNCER: Lids: come get a camouflage Knicks hat

I'm telling you: is the Turks, every time.

I thought about what I did.

I must stop Christmas.

- Cobra? Party of one? - Yes, that's me.

(muffled): Can I come back now?

next to Father Mary and Mother Josephine,

Gurg? How is he messing this up? How is he MESSING UP?!?! WE HAVE A GURG IN HERE? GURG, WHERE IS WAIT! HOW DID YOU GET GURG?! C MONY, YOU GUYS HAVE DIFFICULT NAMES, OKAY?! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! BRO, FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS NOT C MONY! LOOK AT THE LIST AND TRY AGAIN! C MONY. NO. SIMONY? NO. MARCUS. WHAT? LISTEN SIMON, if you don't calm down, I'm gonna get preachy pollen here, okay?

in front of Daddy's big pre‐dug hole.

I'd like to finally get a present

All right, everybody, go outside and kneel face‐first

(chuckles) Wow.

from the washer to the dryer.

Oh, boy, it's worse than I thought.

Watching the family fall apart without me is better than Cabo.