Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I commented on his commentary. I just drew a circle around Abed, baby.
Everything is a story.
I'm afraid so, Chang.
By the way, he was a millionaire and a genius.
The bald dean with glasses, I guess.
Oh, where in God's name did you learn that song?
Like a raised mole or a turkey deep fryer.
Was there any truth to that legend?
Best news ever.
Think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law?
An insurance appraiser is coming tomorrow...
I've got a problem. I don't like Abed's problem with our lack of problems.
If you wanna dynamite it, all we ask is that you let us light the fuse.
...enough to tip and crush me.
I've seen insurance appraisers bleed.
- You just said you were proud of it. - Proud of its potential.
...to unload this school on the private sector.
- No. - Oh, wait, wait.
Research shows most of your graduates...
If I stop resisting, it'll stop being a story.
There may be treasure on campus.
...I don't know, everybody dreams of settling down, right?
Oh, hey, Janelle, how are you?
I mean, you may have slept with my aunt...
I lost this my first week here.
Bread.
How much you feel in general.
All right, fine. Let's be content.
Yeah. Yeah, this feels right.
We need to make people aware that Greendale exists and needs help.
They're Greendale history.
Why not? Why?
Call, refusal.
Greendale's gonna make a great Subway Sandwich University.
If there's no story, what am I explaining?