Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I don't know, everybody dreams of settling down, right?
If I stop resisting, it'll stop being a story.
I've seen insurance appraisers bleed.
Best news ever.
If you wanna dynamite it, all we ask is that you let us light the fuse.
Bread.
The bald dean with glasses, I guess.
They're Greendale history.
...to unload this school on the private sector.
Was there any truth to that legend?
How much you feel in general.
There may be treasure on campus.
I mean, you may have slept with my aunt...
- No. - Oh, wait, wait.
Everything is a story.
- You just said you were proud of it. - Proud of its potential.
We need to make people aware that Greendale exists and needs help.
Oh, hey, Janelle, how are you?
Like a raised mole or a turkey deep fryer.
I commented on his commentary. I just drew a circle around Abed, baby.
Research shows most of your graduates...
By the way, he was a millionaire and a genius.
Oh, where in God's name did you learn that song?
If there's no story, what am I explaining?
Call, refusal.
Yeah. Yeah, this feels right.
I'm afraid so, Chang.
...enough to tip and crush me.
I've got a problem. I don't like Abed's problem with our lack of problems.
I lost this my first week here.
All right, fine. Let's be content.
Why not? Why?
An insurance appraiser is coming tomorrow...
Greendale's gonna make a great Subway Sandwich University.
Think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law?