Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Price tag still on it after five years.
Her dad sells farm equipment. I mean, big farm equipment.
- Jack Twist. - Ennis.
This ain't her fault.
I thought you said that mare couldn't throw you.
I was thinkin', maybe I could...
What are you doing?
Says there's a storm comin', movin' in from the Pacific.
You didn't go up there to eat ceviche. You and him...
So I'll pick you and Jenny up next weekend, after church.
I won't ever be home.
I think I'm supposed to be on a roundup down near the Tetons.
I can't begin to tell you how bad I feel.
You're stayin' on your feet, cowboy.
She says I'm gettin' too old to be breakin' my back shovelin' asphalt.
God damn! Jesus!
before I knock your ignorant ass into next week.
- Excuse us! - Yeah, excuse me.
Mama, I need crayons. Not now, Alma.
Our wedding will be June 5, at the Methodist church.
I'm going to tell you this one time, Jack fucking Twist.
- Ennis! - What?
smokin'. Gets tiresome.
Mom never explained it to me. I guess it's when the world ends...
Got out while I could still walk.
his ain't no rodeo, cowboy!
You don't want 'em to be so lonely, do you?
I ain't jokin'.
Is Alma here?
And I sure never thought...
I kept his room like it was when he was a boy.
Four years. Damn! Yeah, four years.
I don't know what he's doing. I'm seein' Kurt now.
Speak for yourself.
we just may have to dance with ourselves, Lureen.
Twist.
God, half the goddamn paint brands have wore off!
Let's get a move on.
Or you don't think I'm the one for him?
Here's Cheyenne Hodson from Cody, Wyoming!
- Hey there, Junior. - Hey, Daddy.
It's all yours.
back in '63.
And you must've got those notes I left at your place.
Didn't think I'd hear from you again.
Count ain't what I'd hoped for, neither.
- Say Hi, girls. - Hi.
Dumb-ass mule.
Husbands don't never seem to wanna dance with their wives.
Too early in the summer to be sick of beans.
Oh, that's good.
♪ No one, no one ♪
I guess, I thought that this means you...
Trying to get a foot rub, dummy.
All I'm sayin' is, what's the point of making it?
Come here.
Bad predator loss if there's nobody lookin' after 'em at night.
Come on, Scotty!
There you go! No hands!
Yeah, well, if I got lucky, that harmonica would've broke in two.
It's okay. It's okay, Alma.
and I won't have to put up with Joe Aguirre's crap no more.
How about it, folks?
Alma! Alma!
Don't know. Maybe he's not the marrying kind.
L.D., I can already see who little Bobby looks like.
he got another fella gonna come up here with him...
Oh, shit!
What do you think?
You don't say much, but you get your point across.
Can I? Thank you.
My mama, she believes in the Pentecost.
I'll tell you this, I can't quit this one...
the two of you was gonna move up here...
Yeah. Jenny stopped her coughin'.
[radio chattering)
You do it and I'll make you eat the fucking floor.
Well, could have sworn I seen it in here.
Yup. Come on.
So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain!
No one's eatin' unless you're servin' it!
Says my uncle didn't die after all.