Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was- I was hoping you could help me.

So in the future, you don't need to hide things from me. Okay?

It's a toddler play class, not a flight to Cabo.

I don't wanna be with you either. I'm gonna go wait for my dad.

That was very good.

Heard she already slept with two dads from the school.

I'm sorry. I just wanna make a good first impression.

My dad's great with tools. He can get the wheels off a car in less than a minute.

"Every time God closes a door, he opens a window."

and then- crazy thing- I put it down for one minute, and someone swiped it from me.

I think my arm is broken. Relax. It's not broken.

0h! Is she grabbing or scooting yet?

Classic me, right? Yeah!

Okay, it's time for Parents Dance.

You wanna fit in and not terrify the villagers? Hey, come on.

Uh, "Failure to heed these warnings can lead to serious injury or death."

Hi! Hi! Are you here for Toddler Time?

Because when all is said and done,

and I don't wanna rub anyone the wrong way.

Cam, Lily is not grabbing or scooting yet.

[Scoffs] I just don't want this to become an episode of "The Cam Show."

Would I ever act on it? No. No way.

She's perfection...

0h, well! Welcome.

whether she's divorcing Kramer, whether she's wearing Prada.

Great. Thank you.

Can you please just change your shirt?

Hold that thought.

Ten minutes after making a promise to me, he leaves his bike unlocked.