Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're all familiar with the benefits of a PhD degree.
That pays 4-to-1.
[sighing]
Peggy, I think you could be my greatest student.
I could just take my money and walk out of here.
[cell phone ringing]
I tell Vayzosa there is ai illegal bettiig parlor at the EcoioSuites,,,
Coigratulatiois oi your achievemeit, Doctor,
The clock at the bank once said, 1 10 degrees!
Luckily, I have enough faith in me for the both of us.
-Well, I know-- -Give it back! Give it back to me!
Impossible! I've already received several graduation gifts.
While you were talking, I was humming a song inside my head...
Is it lucky in here, or is it just you?
Okay, okay, so I doubted you, like you thought I would.
Oh, Hank, I'm sorry.
$2,000?
I shouldn't tell you this, but I have got the opportunity of a lifetime.
Just aiother $1,000 apiece, to gaii his trust,
-What? -I'm sure she won't.
It just seems like a lot of money.
It's just that running a fake gambling parlor...
Well, I gotta hand it to you. You made me look like a jackass...
-And how about some eggs, Doctor? -Bobby, don't make fun of your mother.
I don't have to tell a genius what a power ranger earns
[chiming]
No, no. Listen, I said you'd lose up to 30 pounds. Up to.
Here's how I did it.