Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OH, AND I FORGOT MAN THE YEARBOOK-DISTRIBUTION TABLE

EXACTLY LIKE GONE GONE.

[ GASPS ] AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT GLOW.

SOME DIPSTICK NAMED SHAUNA THINKS YOU WERE IN "SOUTH PACIFIC."

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THEM?

PRINCETON, COLUMBIA, AND YALE. GOOD CHOICES.

A ROOM FULL OF ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT FOOD --

YOU'RE NODDING YOUR HEAD AND SHRUGGING YOUR SHOULDERS.

I'M EXHAUSTED. I FEEL AS IF I'VE TRIED ON EVERY DRESS IN TOWN.

I THINK YOU'RE BEING REALLY STUPID.

JESS, MAN, COME ON, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.

I'M REALLY NOT THAT INTERESTED IN COLUMBIA,

1922, YES, I LISTEN.

SO WHERE ELSE HAVE YOU LIVED?

I FOUND THAT IF I FOCUS TOO MUCH ON ONE SUBJECT,

FOR MRS. WALTER CRONKITE JUST LAST WEEK.

I JUST NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUST -- THE PHONE RANG --

FROM NOW UNTIL GRADUATION IS ACCOUNTED FOR.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PASSING OUT THE YEARBOOKS FOR ME.

THE DELIVERY GUYS ARE TOO STONED TO FIND THE HOUSE.

UGLY AMERICAN, PARTY OF ONE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

YES, BUT SINCE I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY ANYMORE,

LOOK WHO BECAME A SOCHE.

OKAY, YOU'VE GOT THIS SO COMPLETELY BACKWARDS.

I HAVE NO PLACE TO GO! CAN'T STAY AT LUKE'S.

MANHATTAN, REDONDO -- AND BASICALLY, THAT'S IT.

"DOES ANTONIO BANDERAS LIVE NEAR HERE?"

I DON'T HAVE A DINNERTIME, LORELAI.

OH, YES -- $250 SCHOLARSHIP,

UH, YES, THAT WAS VERY INAPPROPRIATE.

I COULD JUST SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

NO, I PUT SOME KRYPTONITE IN HER WAFFLES.

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, THERE IS A TOUCH OF AUDREY IN HER.

COULD WE MOVE YOUR CHILL SESSION

WHAT'S UP, LILY LOU? WANT PINEAPPLE ON YOUR PIZZA?

HE CAME THROUGH IT CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.

WHAT IS ALL THIS?

DID YOU LIKE IT? IT'S NOT MY TASTE, BUT I RESPECT THE ATTEMPT.

I WOULD STILL NOT BE ABLE TO INVITE YOU TO STAY

I HAVE TO TALK IT OVER WITH SASHA.

I GET IT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ROOMIE.

I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT, MOM.

YES, I HAD THAT EXACT SUIT MADE IN MINT

UNCLENCH THE FISTS, PARIS. UNCLENCH THE FISTS.

TWO PARKS. ONE FOR BOYS, ONE FOR GIRLS,

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW TO SAY

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW IT WAS GONNA GO.

I KNOW YALE IS EXPENSIVE. WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YALE'S FINANCIAL AID.

AND THE CREW OF "COPS" JUMP OUT AND I'M TOAST.