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I just thought at least he'd call to say that we were finished.
Not you. Not you. Not you.
No? Well, look what happens when you're good.
thing with peas... once.
Don't tell me I don't.
What the hell does Bainbridge want with a detective?
- A war hero. - Not to everyone.
(INHALING)
- Which suggests? - Criminal intent.
What's she talking about? Get your wife under control.
The bank's closed so we've no hostages to worry about.
Got a theory?
Small household staff.
a complete dickhead.
- What do you mean? - It'll be just like old times.
- I... I have to go. - What?
- The drugs. - Drugs?
- Mr. Holmes? - I'm calling the police.
- (SIREN WAILING) - How do they always know?
One murder... One nearly murderer. He loves to exaggerate.
and that means he'll do it again.
Um... "Special day."
Suggestive of a chronic body odour problem
Might not be peas, might not be him.
All the time in the world to create an alibi.
Just occupying myself.
There was one feature and only one feature of interest
- He was very charming. - Innocent.
You knew about the wedding.
MRS. HUDSON: Sherlock!
dagger.
- Murder. - (GROANING)
I nonetheless promised that I would do my very best to accomplish a task
known about months in advance is an exception.
Oh.
She's leaving. (CLEARING THROAT) Oh, she's coming back.
Show him it's still the good old days.
It's just like old times, having you back here.
- No. - And you have to wear the outfit.
- Maybe not a garrotter. - Gavin?
You could be a used car salesman now, for all I know.
- Why? - Oh, I don't know, maybe it's your turn.
for girls who think they're dating men from the spirit world.
- You-you mean... - Yes.
Do "people" like me?
You couldn't even make it to closing time.
(LAUGHING) A case.
Thank you, yes. Thank you, yes.
Narrow it down.
Get down, John!
Let your food go cold.
The invisible man could do it.
All of which is suggestive of...
It's not me you should be arresting, Mr. Holmes.
A weapon that can vanish.
- This isn't a waltz, is it? - No.
Oh, great. Thanks.
And since killing someone in public is difficult,
She's obviously unconsciously retaining saliva.
And one should embrace it when it comes.
Too Many Tutorial!
What is that?
it's the best thing in the world.
- but it was through his belt. - (CLICKING)
And next time, we're going to catch them in the act.
- Lilac. - Lilac.
Am I pretty?
- You make the arrest. - No way.
How can you not remember which room? You remember everything!
- Answer? - Even at the eleventh hour
Afferent neurons in the peripheral nervous system.
am I a pretty lady?
Whatever it takes, whatever happens,
Okay, hold it there, I want to get this shot
So what exactly are my duties as an usher?
- He is? He's the most unsociable? - Mmm.
- Deduction? - Increased appetite.
The universe is rarely so lazy.
"John Hamish Watson."
(SHUTTER CLICKING)
- Pints? - 443.7 millilitres.
- Seriously? - Waterproof cover on the smartphone.
Job?
Or it would be if God were not a ludicrous fantasy
Oh, is that Sherlock?
Yeah, I think so.
Is the murderer in these photographs?
Someone who lives in an inaccessible or unknown location, then.
The Mayfly Man only saw five women.
And, um, there was one night...
Um, a...
Um, Love Monkey.
the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant
Sir, caught this one snooping around.
Though I'm not sure how well he'd cope with...
- And got in with a really bad crowd. - Right.
John, you have endured war
Security guard, gardener, cook,
Yes, um, well done in the service, Archie.
mate.
- Tie. - ...socks.
No, no. Not the same employer.
Speech! Speech.
- (GUESTS CHUCKLING) - Of murder, mystery and mayhem.