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I had dinner with a ghost.
somebody tiny could crawl in there.
- What, we're on a schedule? - You'll thank me.
Murder scenes.
A murderer who can walk through walls.
- Previous commander? - I meant ex.
Ugh, I chose this wine. It's bloody awful.
Don't you worry about anything. I'll get you out of this.
We seemed to automatically connect.
I have your contact details. I will be monitoring.
Not you. Not you.
Major, please. I'm John Watson, Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers.
I don't know who you are. I don't know who you're supposed to be.
SHERLOCK: You think they give them classes?
There's a unifying factor, there has to be.
- Where are you living these days? - Oh,
which was, for me, as demanding and difficult
Still, free bar, wouldn't have been a good mix.
Do it!
So, he made his plan
Well, if you've found the right one, the person that you click with,
I just had a thought.
worked his way through Sholto's staff, found what he needed.
- Now you're talking. - Okay.
Ideal man?
Ah, it was Mrs. Hudson laughing.
To some people.
and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.
Er, yes, well, I think so, sir.
and all-round obnoxious arsehole
- Table five? - Major James Sholto. Who he?
Estée Lauder.
Yeah, it was a bit of a punt asking, I suppose.
Nothing happened.
On we go.
- If I try and hug him, stop me. - Certainly not.
Bainbridge!
- Stop panicking. - I'm not panicking.
But, you know, they're...
Right, then.
It's sailor.
- Oh, you've changed. - No, she is. Shut up.
Now, John I'd poison. Sloppy eater, dead easy.
Sorry, I'd better get this.
Right.
- on balance I'd say... - For my wedding.
That just sort of happened.
I have an international reputation.
- I don't think he's coming. - He'll be there.
Calm? I am calm, I'm extremely calm.
Ah, yes. Now onto some funny stories about John.
Additionally, I thanked him for the trust he placed in me
Online.
As does lethal injection.
And Bainbridge thinks his stalker is a bloke.
Oh. God, wow.
(CLINKING)
Obvious. You all work for the same person.
And I found this thing online,
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
You're a drama queen. Now, there is a man in there about to die,
When you use too many requests on Getyarn
Yeah, but I picked it at random from the papers.
(CHURCH BELLS RINGING)
PHOTOGRAPHER: Congratulations!
(SIZZLING)
- Nurse? - Yeah, I'm making do.
I'm afraid I don't know.
- (DECEMBER 1963 (OH WHATA NIGHT) PLAYS) - Dancing, please! Very good!
If they're such good friends, why does he barely even mention him?
Steven? Steven, stay with me.
What big day?
- Oh, and you'd know, of course? - Yes, I would.
how invaluable John is to me.
but it's really preying on my mind.
People are basically fond.
- I'm starving! - Change of taste perception.
And John's great, too.
we know that a locked room doesn't stop him.
Don't compromise the integrity of the...
The famous Mr. Holmes.
They must be.
Dungeon.
- Well, he will. He's bound to. - Exactly.
Course, there's hours of material here,
whereas John is always partly or entirely excluded.
Um, there are no more decisions left to make.
His brother was one of the raw recruits killed in that incursion.
- So? - So, he'll have to make a speech
Bridesmaid, best man, it's a bit traditional.
WAKEY WAKEY Oh my god...
(BEEPING)
it won't be the first time. I'm ready.
- He's YouTubing serviettes. - He's thorough.
and always in John's presence.
- I'm trying. - You need to run him, okay?
- Shut up, Mrs. Hudson. - I haven't said a word.
and rehearsed the murder,
Did I do it wrong?
"Priceless painting nicked." Looks interesting.
- Mmm. - Um, yeah, we've, um...
Oh, er...
- Greg. - Molly.
Where are you living these days?
it would sound so trivial.
(SNORING)
What's going on?
...and...
and ran the best and safest children's homes in North England.
Well, I do for old friends, Watson.
The thing about Mary,
I... I'm sorry?
Broke after piercing his abdomen, like a meat...
You or the... (LAUGHING)
I think you're a popular choice at the moment, dear.
Different names, different addresses.
Yet his complexion doesn't indicate outdoor work.
But I think someone's stalking me.
You look well.
And then we moved to Florida.
This blog
Who else hates me?
Don't solve the murder, save the life.
(SIGHING) I've smelled 18 different perfumes.
but of course, I didn't know what he was up to.
- And he's gone. - He's not a ghost, John.
- (BEEPING) - Possibly someone under threat.
- Also suggests... - Intelligence. Planning.
- an evening. - It was awful.
The Hollow Client.
What's your dog's name?
You obviously stabbed him before he got into the shower.
Why should we call an ambulance? - Just do it! Sir, yes, sir!