Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- WOMAN: Jumpers. - ...jumpers, and he can cook...
Could have been both.
John, wake up.
- Got him for you. - Ah! The photographer, excellent.
- Because it matters now! - What are you talking about?
John so selflessly provides.
(LAUGHING)
very close to being moved by it.
Me:
SHERLOCK: He's stealing the identity of corpses,
Well, you're hardly going to need me around
I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion.
Too many, too many, too many, too many Yarn choices!
Oh, I wouldn't count on that.
- Sherlock. - Oh, sorry.
Cars can be ordered,
No, of course you're not.
John and Mary are getting married.
So yeah, we're looking for a dwarf.
Absolutely no reason to panic.
Came up to me in a pub.
Fascinating.
What's all that stuff in his eye?
(CLEARING THROAT) He led a team of crows into battle.
No, Mike's great, but he's not my best friend.
I've sampled
- Ish
Yeah, maybe not.
How did you know?
No more need for the trick cyclist?
which you don't
I mean, you've got to get the right ones.
What are you doing? What is this?
I'm just going to whip this out.
He solved the case, Major, you're supposed to open the door now.
Uh, I'm sorry, I mean two of you. All two of you.
Anyway, it's time for dancing. Play the music again, please. Thank you.
Because we don't have enough of that already, apparently.
Of course you don't.
(CHIMING)
You said,
Yeah, actually, now you mention it...
There has to be a way.
You got angry with me when I mentioned it to you.
The most perfect locked-room mystery of which I am aware.
"Oodles of love and heaps of good wishes from Cam.
You still blocking it?
Crime scene.
You said that, you said Hamish.
Right, then.
Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you, you, you or you. Or you.
I'm faking opinions and it's exhausting.
(APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)
Oh, I've heard that one before.
I'm chatting.
the camera.
Well, everyone.
With a ghost, Mr. Holmes!
(SIGHING) Well, it'll take a while, right?
- It's traditional. - It's funny.
I used to think that's what made me special.
As a mental exercise, I have often planned
You're missing the obvious, mate.
I've seen you in the papers.
If you could estimate approximate volume discharge...
Watch out.
Retired.
Today we honour the deathwatch beetle that is the doom of our society
Wise advice I'll certainly try to bear in mind but for now...
- I was road-testing. - You what?
Too many books? I say not enough bookshelves.
But he's got a great singing voice or somebody does...
- most in the world. - Yes.
Would anyone like to make a guess?
- Clay pigeon shooting. - Line dancing.
- when it was tight. - Exactly.
- Well... - No, it is. It is.
You.
I'm your... best...
If someone's about to make an attempt on my life,
- No, wait. - Bye-bye.
and on top of that he actually knows how to do stuff.
- but I just got sort of swept along. - Right.
What's happening? What's going on?
- What? - Quickly, now.
In every street where you've found a corpse.
Lovely little village.
Did you think you'd found the right one when you married Mr. Hudson?
Am I a woman?
- What do you really want? - I'm here on a legitimate enquiry.
Hmm.
get me out of here.
(MOBILE CHIMING)
Am I the current King of England?
what with murderers running riot at my wedding.
as keen as I was but I...
Come on, come on. There is actually an element of Q&A to all of this.
(NERVOUSLY) Ages ago. We're just good friends now.
JOHN: She's right.
Both of you now, go, dance. We can't just stand here,
A deal is a deal.
- One last time. - Oh.