Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Major, let us in!
- Lightheaded good. - Urinating in wardrobes bad.
Off-piste a bit, back now, phew!
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
I'm you, aren't I?
Well, thanks for, you know,
Course you're my best friend.
the one who tried to kill the guardsman.
Why this particular grenadier? Curious.
Really, I do.
What is? You going to tell us?
And I know I speak for Mary as well when I say we will never let you down
It's different to when we thought we'd lost him.
Into battle.
Actually, if that's Beth, it's probably for me, too. Hang on.
Ideal man?
And you never even see his face.
(SOBBING)
- Oh, no, darling. - You all right?
Nice place.
I know you don't really do this sort of thing.
Yes, I think we are.
You were dancing.
Well, he's nice, um...
Though, in fairness, his photographs are actually quite good.
No, Sherlock, I will not be coming
(LESTRADE GRUNTING)
The belt would bind the flesh together
This ghost, however, is willing to commute. Look.
You get the gist; people are basically fond.
Heart attack.
I'm also here embarrass him, so let's move on to some...
- What about you? - Me?
- My coat in there? - Yes.
Thank you.
- JOHN: Are you all right? - Yeah!
You meet new people 'cause you're a couple.
- Stay here. - Please be careful.
(SIREN WAILING, TYRES SCREECHING)
To the bride and groom!
Lestrade's so easy to kill,
Tell me how he did it and I'll open the door.
Maybe a ballista or a catapult,
Orphan's lot.
We just got chatting on the bus.
Mr. Holmes?
He'd stood there for hours, plenty of people watching,
Quickly, now.
- He a lovely... - You okay?
Done that bit. Done that bit.
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
Go on, search me, no weapon.
But anyway, let's talk about John.
and uncomprehending in the face of the happy.
Come on, husband, let's go.
Finding a wedding band Is a bit like this!
I could go on all night about the depth and complexity of his...
- Mingling. - Mycroft!
Suggests he's in the habit of taking his phone into the shower with him,
family and friends.
There are going to be others.
- Crows? - New recruits.
Your mother has a lot to answer for.
He did, you know. Baker Street, behind closed curtains.
Oh, Lord.
Major Sholto, no one's coming to kill you.
(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
Busy?
(GUESTS CHUCKLING)
You should have driven faster.
He'd have to like cuddling.
we always said that.
The wedding!
and not return their calls?
Must have climbed over the top.
- Don't we? - No.
No! Not you, not you.
A bigger adventure.
Personally managed to save three hospitals from closure,
- That's awful. - Clever.
Criminal intent.
The Mayfly Man is...
- Henry? - Shut up.
I explained to him that I had never expected this request
MYCROFT: Oh, Sherlock.
even carry an equipment bag around with him if he likes.
- Thank you. - Come on.
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING) I wish you weren't...
You have a big speech or something, don't you?
I confess at first I didn't realise he was asking me.
- I love dancing. I've always loved it. - Seriously?
people will wonder what we're talking about.
is the story of two men and their frankly ridiculous adventures.