Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bainbridge!
Yeah, yeah, I don't see why not.
- Yeah, he's clueing. - What?
obsessed with personal security...
Yeah, very efficiently hacked.
Too many, too many, too many, too many!
influences and role models.
He had a mask on.
Marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can't imagine.
Mmm-hmm.
You have control of the room.
Mmm. On schedule.
"Wish your family could have seen this."
Yeah, that.
Sometimes it's so hard not smoking.
Do you have a secret you've never told anyone?
Yep.
If you were worried.
You've never called me boss before.
John.
So, it's the big day, then.
(FAINT FOOTSTEPS)
It was me playing.
Maybe he wasn't quite
Very good, thank you.
Aren't there usually biscuits?
He gets more death threats than you.
- Cheese. - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
a veteran of Kandahar, Helmand and Barts bloody Hospital!
I was going to pretend but...
- Anything, pick one. - Pick what?
- Humphrey? - Shut up.
- JOHN: You look well. - I've never even heard him say his name.
Jonathan Small, today's substitute wedding photographer,
- Sorry, what? - Oh, I think you know what.
All single men.
boring people he couldn't stand,
Mmm, I know. I have a list.
Go on, search me, no weapon.
What the heck is a corpse .its a 1998 corpse and 2002 You need help
Has to be a unique opportunity.
Yes, but it's definitely him that he talks about?
- he's a drama queen, too. - Yeah, I know.
They all died. He was the only survivor.
- Others? - Victims. Women.
They must be bloody pleased with themselves.
He's... Hmm?
then carry on living together. What's big about that?
it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.
(SIGHING)
Let me take a look, sir, I'm a doctor.
Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you.
to remain in the sweet spot the whole evening.
I like the practical experience.
Oh, I don't know.
Quick, one more. He mustn't see.
and in time, one feels certain, our entire species.
I've got a pair of keys to my brother's house,
- Oh, yes. - (MARY CLEARING THROAT)
(STAMMERING)
and hasn't bothered to pick this thread off of the top of his jacket
now that you've got a real baby on the way.
I'm sure the shop on the corner is open.
- Major Sholto. - Uh-huh.
How?
However, it does help to further illustrate
We'll still be doing all this.
he gets more death threats than you.
They gave me special dispensation to keep it.
and quite frankly, it was the usual.
Backup, I need maximum backup.
Out of my head, I am busy!
JOHN: We... (LAUGHING)
(WHISTLING)
Done that bit.
"Very special day." "Love." "Love." "Love." "Love."
There is always a man at a wedding who is not in any photograph,
and instead of endless nights in watching the telly
Just going to take him out for a bit.
Uniform fetishist. All the nice girls like a soldier.
and your skills are appalling.
as any I had ever contemplated.
Classes?
So, once again, who could you only kill here?
How did he notice before me? I'm a bloody doctor.
Well, we can't all three dance, there are limits.
quite similar procedures, when you think about it,
Maid.
It's Bainbridge, sir. He's dead.
- How are you? - Beautiful, Mary.
(CHUCKLING)
Well, what's the worst that could happen?
Well, you wouldn't understand 'cause you always live alone.
WOMEN: No.
How appropriate.
I don't want to mention it to the manager
They're greedy and they'll do it again.
- MRS. HUDSON: How are you feeling? - Mmm.
What, the speech, dear? I know. It'll be fine.
you.
- Chanel. - Chanel.
Shut up!
John Watson.
The Poisoned Giant.
Says he has three distinct patterns of moles on his skin.
Opera House, please. Oh, hang on. I'm buzzing.
More importantly, his girlfriend's wearing brand-new, uncomfortable underwear
Yeah, but am I a pretty lady?
Recently divorced doctor with a ginger cat,
Managed to square things with the desk sergeant.
So onto some funny stories about John.
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