Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Today begin the adventures of Mary Elizabeth Watson
Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you.
You're not safe in there. Whoever's after you,
Sorry, did I say "murder"? I meant to say "marriage".
They just walked out of there.
Thanks for coming, thank you.
Man stabbed to death.
Johnny sought revenge on Sholto,
How did you know his middle name?
What do we say about coincidence?
What do you think you're doing?
He's romancing his way up the pecking order,
More importantly, however, today we saw two people make vows.
for this speech? Gotta cut the cake.
Ah, yes, raising glasses and standing up.
Maggots.
Thank you. Um, may I have a look at your camera?
Major Sholto!
I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all-round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet.
Meant to... (SNAPS FINGERS)
High-functioning sociopath.
Clearly. But more importantly...
Thank you.
No. No!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Ish. - Clever?
Of course there is.
"big squishy cuddles from Stella and Ted."
We've had some frustrating cases.
Right, you know when you're scared of something,
Let's get back to the reception. Come on.
So know this. Today you sit between
I know Ash!
nine different slices of cake, which all tasted identical.
Best man I ever knew.
Janine, what about this one? Acceptably hot?
and you wouldn't even feel it.
- Solve it. - Sorry?
- You should have driven faster. - (BEEPING)
There are mysteries worth solving and stories worth telling.
Delighted not to have me hanging around.
And I can't even remember what for.
So when he was actually arrested for blowing someone's head off,
- Got to go. - See you.
- Sir. - What's going on?
- Where do I come in? - Don't want to get ill.
He's using the dead man's flat
Whoo!
Embarrassment leads me on to the stag night.
John Hamish Watson.
No, I don't understand.
- Yes, there are. - (CLEARING THROAT)
Ladies and gentlemen,
Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,
- Oh. - Yeah, that, that.
Of course one should but not at John's wedding!
Private Bainbridge contacted us about a personal matter, sir.
- I'd say so. - You would.
Do you have anything to say in your defence?
but it went wrong.
- You all right? - Hmm?
- Looking a bit thin. - Oh.
What's wrong? What happened? Why are you all doing that?
So, this is it, then? The big day.
Really hard. Hardest thing I've ever had to do.
it is that he has many fine qualities of his own
He's a mayfly. He lives for a day.
- Oscar. - Mike.
It's not just the speech, though, is it?
I believe I'm your doctor.
Solve it and he'll open the door, like he said.
Do you have a vacancy?
No, not really. I've got plenty of time...
It's standard procedure, break the new boys in,
And contrast is, after all,
When so many want you dead, it hardly seems good manners to argue.
Enjoy not getting involved, Sherlock.
Mary, I think you should do a pregnancy test.
- George Clooney. - Oh, no.
Mrs. Hudson?
You bring me tea in the morning?
of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being
Your husband was executed for double murder,
Long-term relationship. Compulsive cheat.
(CLEARING THROAT) Don't sound so final about it.
No.
Ideal night out?
Two, someone who isn't constantly trying to define himself by his masculinity.
it's a miracle no one's succumbed to the temptation.
Hello.
And I want to be up there with the two people
(GUESTS MUTTERING)
Vicky.
Sherlock, the showing-off thing, we've discussed it before.
On second thoughts,
under the assumption it'll be empty for a while.
that he has overlooked in his obsession with me.
mingling
Taxi!
(CHAIR CREAKING)
- (ALL LAUGHING) - ...be better.
God knows where she is.
Um, David, this is Sherlock.
and I was a little daunted in the face of it.
I've ever had the pleasure to encounter.