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Um...
But that didn't matter.
Escape Groom. Right?
I think you should come with me.
Just, like, drop everything and go AWOL?
North Dakota, Worcester, Florida --
I started working a lot, and Kevin convinced everyone
Okay, uh, why didn't you guys tell us
And finally, I'm gonna go "UnderKever Boss"
Hour's up! No one escaped!
Just in case, maybe wait a minute
You wouldn't understand.
Okay, then, I'll do it.
Like "Friday the 13th."
We're gonna open our own escape room.
even worse -- husbands.
Which one? Joey? Ronnie? Deena?
Do you have any idea what that bust was about?
I recently had.
simple tasks to me like I'm a toddler.
Just sit there and try not to look so terrified.
It looks important.
Can you just think about that for more than one second?
Oh, shoot.
Hello again.
with his girlfriend in yellow hall.
I'm going 60.
They're all just bad in their own way.
What the hell are these?
before we go get my beers.
Nice tooth, though.
Looks like that's Kissimmee, Florida.
I don't know.
My son, that's strike two.
Ah. Too disgusting.
No, this isn't Jason. This is just some guy.
We're not bonding, okay?
Actually, I did.
Yeah, yeah? How's he liking it?
I'm not gonna carry around a gun.
'cause it's a candy key with filling in it.
Send it to voicemail.
Ka-ching!
And now they have our coke. So...
What changed your mind?
How am I gonna explain this to Kevin?
Like I could've predicted he'd do something like
On the pipe.
there was a way out?
And you just watched him and laughed.
Oh!
We're looking to trade.
Luckily, I know someone who's an expert at explaining
Kev. Kev. Kevin!
The report was filed by a Kevin McRoberts.
Hope you have a strong bladder.
I killed him with oxycodone and then made it look like an O.D.
Got it.
But this -- this is --
Lemme see that.
You like slasher films, too?
Exotic
and stock up on menthols while we're outta state.
Jesus.
That's New Hampshire.
ripping off dangerous guys?
I'm taking away your Massachusetts driver's license.
Now, all we gotta do is print out the fliers
Don't beat yourself up about it.