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She knows. This is just like when she pretended
to keep our personal lives and our political lives compartmentalized.
No ice cream for me, Henrietta. I'm watching my figure.
-Can I meet her? -Oh, my mom?
Oh, my grandmother sounds like quite a character.
on the matter of women and guns.
I must apologize for Henrietta. She learned to read on secondhand books.
anything that makes women feel unsafe might actually help our box office.
-Wow. Carla Mercedes Benzbrown. -Yep.
And I'm A Billy Bush Type.
I'll do everything I can to help find your mom.
♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪
but more than that and it starts to get annoying.
Great. Also, real quick follow-up, why are you holding a gun?
it almost sounds like these mass shootings could be a good thing for the movie.
[inhales and puffs]
♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪
[ringing]
[sighs] Yeah. Cut down in the prime of its life.
-so you don't have to talk so much. -Whoa!
We can't just leave her like this.
[laughs] I don't.
And we brought more Horsin' Around.
Thoughts and prayers are with the victims.
[sighs] Yeah, but I really wanted to say it to her face.
Ahhh! See ya next week.
Every ten years or so is bearable,
Exactly, we're not making them feel unsafe.
turns out there's a few Walnut Springses in the SoCal area.
Well, right, of course, why else have trouser-maidens?
You think we should still finish the episode, or...?
That's not happening.
Oh, God.
Terrible tragedy. Thoughts and prayers.
-Thoughts and prayers. -Thoughts and prayers.
shooting people in a mall.
You'll only embarrass yourself, as in every other endeavor you pursue.