Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, let's do this. Let's put on a show!

-and you hear this ringtone. -[vibrating]

I'm really proud we've found a way

but don't make it feel forced, of course, and try the borscht. Smooches!

This old man followed me home from the park.

Guess your daughter, the bikini model, will have to pick you up at the park.

Men! What if we played up the "Ms." in Ms. Taken ?

and when you go somewhere, don't walk, gallop.

One day, you're gonna be in a home like this, and so will I,

to encourage you to answer your ringing phone.

No, I am very anti-gun.

Why so glum, sugarplum?

-Right, thoughts and prayers. -But...

she probably doesn't have much time.

But you don't want women to feel unsafe.

[cell phone vibrating]

Oh, God, where?

We just started. Let's at least get through the first act

Yeah, you put your pants on one leg at a time.

Why not make yourself useful

-Ooh. -Okay. You two enjoy each other.

-I lied! -What?

The old one. That episode got us

What is it, a pharmacy? A haberdashery?

I'm gonna go see if I can seduce a lonely dowager

Wow, Diane. You just passed sensible gun legislation.

We did it, boys.

-Slides right in, doesn't it? -It actually feels kind of nice.

how it feels to be a woman.

-[gunfire] -Die, scum! [laughing]

But you still can't actually know what it feels like

That's not Crackerjack, that's me.

I never get to watch what I want.

First, konichiwa is not a compliment, it's Japanese for hello.

I do. Where does she live?

If you're a man, you're not gonna get it.

This is so sad.

[clears throat]

-Excuse me. -Not the men

Because this shopaholic's also a holic for revenge.

We're gonna come back though, right?

under a passive-aggressive veil of plausible deniability.