Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I never get to watch what I want.
But you don't want women to feel unsafe.
-Slides right in, doesn't it? -It actually feels kind of nice.
to encourage you to answer your ringing phone.
That's not Crackerjack, that's me.
Guess your daughter, the bikini model, will have to pick you up at the park.
We just started. Let's at least get through the first act
I'm gonna go see if I can seduce a lonely dowager
how it feels to be a woman.
[screaming]
-[gunfire] -Die, scum! [laughing]
One day, you're gonna be in a home like this, and so will I,
[clears throat]
Yeah, you put your pants on one leg at a time.
[laughs]
but don't make it feel forced, of course, and try the borscht. Smooches!
she probably doesn't have much time.
-Right, thoughts and prayers. -But...
The old one. That episode got us
[cell phone vibrating]
We're gonna come back though, right?
Because this shopaholic's also a holic for revenge.
First, konichiwa is not a compliment, it's Japanese for hello.
I'm really proud we've found a way
Oh, God, where?
Why not make yourself useful
This is so sad.
No, I am very anti-gun.
Wow, Diane. You just passed sensible gun legislation.
Me, too.
-I lied! -What?
-and you hear this ringtone. -[vibrating]
Me, a man!
What is it, a pharmacy? A haberdashery?
Men! What if we played up the "Ms." in Ms. Taken ?
and when you go somewhere, don't walk, gallop.
Oh, uh...
This old man followed me home from the park.
If you're a man, you're not gonna get it.
We did it, boys.
-Excuse me. -Not the men
-Ooh. -Okay. You two enjoy each other.
under a passive-aggressive veil of plausible deniability.
Why so glum, sugarplum?
Okay, let's do this. Let's put on a show!
But you still can't actually know what it feels like
I do. Where does she live?