Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guess your daughter, the bikini model, will have to pick you up at the park.
Why so glum, sugarplum?
but don't make it feel forced, of course, and try the borscht. Smooches!
This old man followed me home from the park.
Me, a man!
[screaming]
she probably doesn't have much time.
under a passive-aggressive veil of plausible deniability.
-and you hear this ringtone. -[vibrating]
how it feels to be a woman.
-Ooh. -Okay. You two enjoy each other.
Oh, uh...
First, konichiwa is not a compliment, it's Japanese for hello.
But you still can't actually know what it feels like
I'm gonna go see if I can seduce a lonely dowager
Okay, let's do this. Let's put on a show!
We did it, boys.
But you don't want women to feel unsafe.
[cell phone vibrating]
to encourage you to answer your ringing phone.
We just started. Let's at least get through the first act
I'm really proud we've found a way
No, I am very anti-gun.
What is it, a pharmacy? A haberdashery?
Men! What if we played up the "Ms." in Ms. Taken ?
This is so sad.
Because this shopaholic's also a holic for revenge.
Oh, God, where?
Wow, Diane. You just passed sensible gun legislation.
-I lied! -What?
Why not make yourself useful
-Right, thoughts and prayers. -But...
I do. Where does she live?
If you're a man, you're not gonna get it.
The old one. That episode got us
-Slides right in, doesn't it? -It actually feels kind of nice.
Me, too.
One day, you're gonna be in a home like this, and so will I,
I never get to watch what I want.
[clears throat]
-Excuse me. -Not the men
and when you go somewhere, don't walk, gallop.
We're gonna come back though, right?
That's not Crackerjack, that's me.
[laughs]
-[gunfire] -Die, scum! [laughing]
Yeah, you put your pants on one leg at a time.