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In fact, I think the whole idea of guns is inherently--

I am totally unqualified to cover a news story this important.

-[audience laughing] -[groans]

Wow. Is this you?

Well, I'm very sorry for your loss.

is I respect the Second Amendment but I think some gun purchases

I think with regular visits from you and your daughter--

I keep thinking about all the things I never said

-[Bea] This is me at my debutante ball. -You were so beautiful.

Hear about the mass shooting outside Tulsa?

-Take me there. -[groans] Fine!

[cell phone vibrates]

You listen, nod and say all the right things

Oh, pluck a duck. It's called Walnut Springs.

in One Sordid Fortnight With the Short-Skirted Sorceress.

I got an exclusive for you.

Courtney's beloved was outlining his plan to curtail gun violence.

In the episode I saw, you walked in on your daughter in the shower.

into the TV Guide "Cheers and Jeers" column.

-I don't think women... -You can't sympathize...

Anyway, the real reason I'm calling is,

Uh... twinge of guilt, twinge of guilt, trying to remember, no.

-Yeah, too bad we can't. Or can we? -Can we what?

Well, he's not much of a son, but the show can be a comfort sometimes.

Can you recommend another facility?

If only there was some way for her to connect the BoJack from the show