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Yup, she sure remembers all the important people.
But now, she's gonna die
-Guys, sharing is caring! -[grunts]
-Okay... -Then after the show,
Like, what are we doing sitting in a conference room?
You're not being paid for polite conversation.
Oh, it's gonna be great! I can't wait to see the look on her face.
you gotta worry about!
Can't keep getting caught off guard.
-and I can sleep on the couch. Right? -[groans]
You always could play the fool, BoJack.
I'm tired of trying to help men understand
I wonder if there's a way to make math fun.
to put the power in my own hands.
Mom, do you really not know who I am? Me, famous BoJack?
Huh.
Hush, Henrietta. That's my son on the television.
All the ladies are getting concealed carry permits.
Maybe I could put something in that sweet mouth of yours
-BoJack? -Mom?
born fully formed from the ass of Satan.
You want to watch another Horsin' Around episode?
[gulping]
then my trouser-maidens lift the legs simultaneously to avoid wrinklage.
In parking garages, walking the street, even at work.
-Hi, Mom. -Do I know you?
I thought that was gonna go the other way.
[clicking]
[breathless gasp] Whoa...
I wouldn't want to be around one of those ladies
when we tell you our stories.
All this time you thought I was just another damsel in distress,
-You have no idea... -Yes. I have no idea?
But if they already do feel unsafe,
- but I'm afraid you were mis... guided. -[gun cocks]
BoJack, what happened to the fudgesicles I bought?
You can do anything if you believe in yourself.
-Why would I... -You know Courtney Portnoy.
-You know I hate guns, right? -I know.