Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Guys, sharing is caring! -[grunts]

-You know I hate guns, right? -I know.

In parking garages, walking the street, even at work.

-Why would I... -You know Courtney Portnoy.

Yup, she sure remembers all the important people.

when we tell you our stories.

to put the power in my own hands.

All the ladies are getting concealed carry permits.

But now, she's gonna die

Mom, do you really not know who I am? Me, famous BoJack?

I'm tired of trying to help men understand

You can do anything if you believe in yourself.

-Okay... -Then after the show,

Like, what are we doing sitting in a conference room?

I thought that was gonna go the other way.

-and I can sleep on the couch. Right? -[groans]

Can't keep getting caught off guard.

[breathless gasp] Whoa...

But if they already do feel unsafe,

Maybe I could put something in that sweet mouth of yours

you gotta worry about!

then my trouser-maidens lift the legs simultaneously to avoid wrinklage.

born fully formed from the ass of Satan.

You're not being paid for polite conversation.

-You have no idea... -Yes. I have no idea?

You always could play the fool, BoJack.

All this time you thought I was just another damsel in distress,

BoJack, what happened to the fudgesicles I bought?

I wonder if there's a way to make math fun.

Hush, Henrietta. That's my son on the television.

- but I'm afraid you were mis... guided. -[gun cocks]

You want to watch another Horsin' Around episode?

Oh, it's gonna be great! I can't wait to see the look on her face.

I wouldn't want to be around one of those ladies

-Hi, Mom. -Do I know you?