Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Imagining that funny movie you just described.

-Of course. Yeah, thoughts and prayers. -Thoughts and prayers.

-Uh... -How would you enjoy joining Portnoy

It's the newest thing.

-I don't-- -This is a gendered issue...

I can finally tell her off! I'm gonna say, "Look at you,

-We have to come back. -[Bea] Henrietta?

You can't do this to me!

but you never think they're gonna affect your movie opening. [sobs]

Oh, here I am. There's Polio Larry.

That still leaves the movie theater shootout,

Because you love that BoJack, right?

All right, that's fair.

Okay, what do all these shootings have in common?

Where's the 'Y'-should-I-care axis?

and wouldn't you want someone visiting you?

because they might be carrying a gun?

-I have no idea who your mother is. -What?

In a world of increasing terror,

[Bea] No, thank you.

Oh, and I'm being told by our producers that we have a breaking news alert--

Now we're gonna watch it and learn how to handle this bitch.

Bad news is you're gonna want to avoid the 405.

Got it. Except for the foccacia Michigan part.

If you are getting orange juice, I'd love a glass too.

Life is short. We should have this meeting at a water park.

-[ All Things Considered theme playing] -Oh.

I am not gonna lie to you ever again.

-Every week. -Why?

and tell him his prose is pedestrian and derivative?

when you left your mom in this place?

I'll staple a string to your back and then yank it.

You always hear about mass shootings affecting other people's movie openings,

-[groans] That is not good. -Okay.