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-Of course. Yeah, thoughts and prayers. -Thoughts and prayers.

-I don't-- -This is a gendered issue...

I'll staple a string to your back and then yank it.

-[groans] That is not good. -Okay.

You always hear about mass shootings affecting other people's movie openings,

If you are getting orange juice, I'd love a glass too.

All right, that's fair.

Okay, what do all these shootings have in common?

-We have to come back. -[Bea] Henrietta?

Oh, here I am. There's Polio Larry.

Where's the 'Y'-should-I-care axis?

Bad news is you're gonna want to avoid the 405.

Imagining that funny movie you just described.

In a world of increasing terror,

Because you love that BoJack, right?

-Every week. -Why?

-I have no idea who your mother is. -What?

Now we're gonna watch it and learn how to handle this bitch.

Life is short. We should have this meeting at a water park.

-Uh... -How would you enjoy joining Portnoy

You can't do this to me!

I can finally tell her off! I'm gonna say, "Look at you,

-[ All Things Considered theme playing] -Oh.

Got it. Except for the foccacia Michigan part.

because they might be carrying a gun?

but you never think they're gonna affect your movie opening. [sobs]

That still leaves the movie theater shootout,

It's the newest thing.

and tell him his prose is pedestrian and derivative?

[Bea] No, thank you.

and wouldn't you want someone visiting you?

I am not gonna lie to you ever again.

when you left your mom in this place?

Oh, and I'm being told by our producers that we have a breaking news alert--