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-Of course. Yeah, thoughts and prayers. -Thoughts and prayers.

Okay, what do all these shootings have in common?

when you left your mom in this place?

Life is short. We should have this meeting at a water park.

but you never think they're gonna affect your movie opening. [sobs]

Oh, and I'm being told by our producers that we have a breaking news alert--

If you are getting orange juice, I'd love a glass too.

-Uh... -How would you enjoy joining Portnoy

You can't do this to me!

-[groans] That is not good. -Okay.

In a world of increasing terror,

-Every week. -Why?

Oh, here I am. There's Polio Larry.

and tell him his prose is pedestrian and derivative?

and wouldn't you want someone visiting you?

Got it. Except for the foccacia Michigan part.

I can finally tell her off! I'm gonna say, "Look at you,

All right, that's fair.

-[ All Things Considered theme playing] -Oh.

Bad news is you're gonna want to avoid the 405.

Now we're gonna watch it and learn how to handle this bitch.

-I have no idea who your mother is. -What?

[Bea] No, thank you.

Because you love that BoJack, right?

I'll staple a string to your back and then yank it.

Imagining that funny movie you just described.

That still leaves the movie theater shootout,

You always hear about mass shootings affecting other people's movie openings,

It's the newest thing.

because they might be carrying a gun?

-We have to come back. -[Bea] Henrietta?

I am not gonna lie to you ever again.

-I don't-- -This is a gendered issue...

Where's the 'Y'-should-I-care axis?