Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(chuckles) Kids love Google.

I don't like you hanging out with sharks.

Could each of you fill out this child development questionnaire?

I did, actually.

- Sure. Think fast. - No, don't.

We can't laugh at your clowning if we're concerned about you.

You know, a crush on a teacher just means

(Bart whimpers softly)

SKINNER: And she's stuck here because her husband sucks at oboe.

and the marinara sauce and the...

Boys, meet your new teacher, Ms. Peyton.

the New Seven Wonders Of the World.

Lisa, Maggie. Uh... you!

you've already carefully prepared

SKINNER: Your résumé is impressive.

It's printed on the T-shirt.

- The truth? - Yeah, that thing.

This is like the HelloFresh of teaching.

I have slept for a thousand years.

with safety latch, escape alarm, and... (gasps)

♪ About you, about you ♪

I knew two things going in.

Punch a pillow, tear up Kleenex.

CHALMERS: Good lord. The Redeemer's on a rampage!

Anyway, take your projects out and get to work, please.

(groans, pants)

I was in love with my school nurse.

when I refused to play with the non-vegan football.

But it wasn't enough.

I'd rather go back to prison.