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- Mom just keeps on ticking. - Hey.
I just want you to know...
Course not. But you might think...
So you're gonna have it.
- Is everything okay? - Yeah. It's fine.
...things just happen.
- And that makes me happy. - Classy choice, Jimmy.
Thor. It's a strong name.
Hey.
He committed fraud. There's no way I could possibly forgive him.
Listen, don't say anything, okay? Because I don't even think Ryan's told Marissa yet.
Maybe cajoled? - Oh, honey, come on
But tomorrow...
What does that mean?
- Can we just eat dinner? - All right.
I got you something.
Pudding.
...we are what we are, and we'll help you through this.
If I had, he'd be walking with a broken nose.
- Princess Sparkle is freaking out? - Marissa, dumb-ass.
Well, did she and Eddie make up?
Yeah, but now that we've got...
...and you're gonna be broke.
- Can we just get out of here? - Please.
I think, in psychology, that's called "transference."
That's an unfortunate choice of a word.
...but I can't tell my mom.
- Can we not play the name game? - Right. Sorry. It's premature.
- Hey, Seth. - Hey.
And does she know who the father is?
So really been no need for the Seth Cohen retaliatory zinger.
I'll get the rest of my stuff out of your house tomorrow.
- Oh, gosh. - Good to know.
It's important to me.
...you could've done worse. - No.
Well, you'll need someone there to listen to the doctors...
It's the fulfillment of a lifelong dream, yeah.
Don't remind me. Denial is a very effective coping mechanism.
- No one's gonna mess with Thor. - Thanks.
Speaking of pudding, Mother, do I have any tapioca on tap?