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Let the fake friendliness continue.
I mean, maybe he wouldn't move
and Calvin brought the boys by for trick-or-treating.
Nine! That's a new record!
Just keep loading up his plate with choking carrots.
but what do you think about us being neighbors
You're in for a year of loud trucks
I'm selling my house to the Cartelli Group.
Oh, I'll tell you what matters-- my bank account matters.
This food is bland as hell.
we could find you another buyer.
And I gave 'em each a ketchup packet,
And not one where you open the door and you're outside.
I got two good hips and all my teeth.
[knock on door]
Absolutely.
That's it.
W-Walter, how did you guys meet?
Is-is what a closet?
Oh, come on, Marty. It's just a bottle of water.
I posted some pics to my lookie-loo message board,
and figured I'd rake a few of yours.
Oh, great idea. That'll make it feel nice and homey.
[laughs] There he goes again.
Oh. Please.