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[Mallory] Switch to Marcus's helmet cam.
Help Space Force.
[laughs]
Chan, does it say who trained the dog and the chimp?
[trainer] Probably the cordless drill.
I fired you 17 hours ago.
[trainer] Marcus!
[Chan] Wait.
Do not go willingly.
Are you sure?
So cute, and he could catch.
[Mallory] So the groundbreaking science was not enough.
Soon, everybody will be out of a job, except scientists.
I'm the foremost aeronautical engineering theorist in Belgium.
It's almost dinnertime in Alaska. Are we sure that the nips will be exposed?
Grab fin. Grab fin.
Keep going, Chan.
He was eaten by a crewmate.
A chimpstronaut...
Motherfucker!
[Mark] Marcus, don't hit that. Bad Marcus.
it'll fall into atmosphere and burn up by tomorrow morning.
It seems there was no provisions made to bring them home, so we...
Remember the military code, Marcus.
-Your grandma needs me. -[farting continues]
[dance music blaring on car stereo]
That is cute, though.
The panels are headed for the atmosphere.
Long story short,
[Mark] Also drill. No!
[Mark] No!
Okay. Good. Good. Finally, he's doing it.
-And the other one is 45. -[Erin] Right.
but now your chimp has flung them way past the craft,
You can bet the dads in China and Russia and India
Okay. It's open.
[stammers] That won't work now.
I think Yamato's light sail team are our best bet.
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