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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
while draining the blood of a Bavarian Hexenbrenner,
* Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead *
LASZLO: We went to Staten Island,
How's this for the city?
No, that's, uh, Nancy the Relentless.
or Little Vlad, he's a fucking maniac.
ANNOUNCER: What We Do in the Shadows,
(soft note plays)
Which I charged you to fix.
He's always smiling.
Oh, yes.
Ready to make
-Oh... -SIMON: I summoned you here
Understandably, life is filled with mysteries.
Thanks for breaking my door, You cripsy piece of shit
we have the Baron visiting with us.
Sam's a familiar.
What did...?
I have tried to throw it out many times,
-I haven't seen you in ages. -Simon.
-Uh, ma'am, you were dead. -I'm fine now, so...
that's the correct pronunciation, there.
Free hat.
Well, I'm, uh, uh, living in... on the Staten Island.
Not that you have a car,
Shall we?
You will forget I said anything.