Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Told you I'd enter your dreams as a laughing skull.

Ah, I'm sick of starting new lives.

Nobody murders me and gets away with it.

"Team Bean" doesn't rhyme, and how do I know you won't kill me?

If you weren't drunk all the time,

Mmm, how humiliating.

Okay, then. Well, I guess it's up to me.

And I'm here to take my kids home.

You, uh… [chuckles] You are the good Bean, right?

[ominous music playing]

[enchanting music playing]

You gotta sip slowly, daintily.

[Freckles] Welcome to Steamland, you douchebags.

Please, I need a moment.

Each one more unusual than the last.

Well, shucks. I ain't no dummy.

that you just go on and on about.

Okay, screw you, uh, and your tacky red room.

The depth of our ignorance is something we also don't know. Possibly bottomless

-Was Bad Bean devious? -Yeah, of course she was.

I didn't realize you're a, uh… What exactly are you?

'cause it seems like there's just a curse a day.

I mean, give me a hug, Elfo.

Oh, darling. We came as soon as you called.

-Why can't you just get a lobotomy? -[thuds]

I can't believe you married my nanny.

Um, maybe the thing where giant sparks shoot out of your hands?

Bean, where are you?

No, Dad, listen, okay?

-[both gasp] -I was not just smelling your neck.

-[scattered applause] -Here's what we don't know so far.

-You know I don't like whispering. -[gasps]

Because, of course, we ourselves don't know much about our history.

-[sighs] -Or glugging is good.

Elfo, you nimwit. That wasn't Bean, that was Bad Bean.

Wait, who the hell are you?

-Don't throw it. -There you go.

-[clears throat] -What the hell is going on?