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-Is that you, Luci? -Heh.
[gripping instrumental music playing]
[groans] I knew that catchphrase would come back and bite me in the ass.
The depth of our ignorance is something we also don't know.
-You killed her? -Who cares?
When I die, I go back to Hell.
Well now, I'm really mad.
"So long, fatso"?
Yeah, that was fast.
-No, I'm Bean. -No, I'm Bean.
Well, I'm Queen Tiabeanie Mariabeanie De La Rochambeaux Drunkowitz.
We've got a curse to get rid of.
Yeah, but you're just so killable.
-[crackling] -Oh!
It worked.
I'll make it up to you.
Guys! Hey, guys, it's me.
and when I go to sleep, she murders me for no reason.
How come you know so much and I don't?
You need to get a hold of yourself.
Elfo, throw me the sword.
[crackling]
Gaze on their listless expressions.
Fucking peasant
or pass out drunk or snooze till noon.
[scatting]
And who in blazes might you be?
Are you okay, Bean?
[scoffs] If I were to show you the analytics
Enough with your spinning.
I knew it. I told people I was being controlled by unseen forces
You tried to get me mad.
Oh, no, I gotta get out of this dream.
"Have a fifth beer, Bean." And, "Have a sixth beer, Bean."
I'm going to call you Bad Bean.
Or do I?
Oh, Luci, I love you.
As promised, four fabulous freaks.
There's no escaping this conversation.