Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[scoffs] Come on! Don't fall for that.
Now, let's take a little stroll, shall we?
[all clamoring]
Look, Bean, I brung you here because you need to be ready,
[sinister music playing]
Truth is, I'm a fully functioning consciousness, Bean.
What the hell is this? A note?
-I peep. -I'll be back for you and Luci, later.
All we have to do is wait.
Lookee here, they ran away.
Can I make you a drink? What's your poison?
[Zøg] I don't know, about 45?
[cackles]
[ominous music playing]
Huh. Okay.
You vanquished the problem child,
Really? Are you high?
-[music stops] -[grunts]
Well, you're saying that 'cause you look exactly like me.
Blast the castle.
-I'm Bean. -Okay, highly unlikely, smartass.
We'll figure this out together.
"So, I guess this is goodbye forever."
How do you figure?
Dagmar needs you, I don't.
Wake up, me. Wake up!
I'm the repository of everything you've ever seen or heard
[grunts]
Mmm!
Get away from me, you little freak.
[music playing]
How many hot dogs can you eat in a half hour? Be honest.
Everybody out.
Welcome to Dreamland, Doomsday edition.
in Bean's head forever?
Why you… [yells]
No, that's Bad Bean. She's pretending to be me.
The elf still botherin' you? We could always off him.
There's Derek, the big blue newt.
Now, before you rush at me, I just want to remind you
-Pump the brakes. Who killed you? -Me.
Unarmed? How dumb can you be?
Whoa! How did you make me do that?
Oh, being told, "Calm down, Bean."
All right, then give me the sword.