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Holy cow.
I don't know what that is, but the A.B.E. 's a parking lot out there.
Oh, man.
I'll take fastidious.
What the hell are you talking about?
Cinder blocks, air conditioners, shopping carts.
Quality time.
-Oh, that Adopt-A-Highway thing. -I'm part of the solution now, Jerry.
All right! You win.
-You didn't tell her. -Jenna's like me. She's very....
Never cut a cake in the middle And at an angle
Oh, the humanity!
...I was supposed to go to work, I came here instead.
-Don't get smart with me. -Yes, ma'am.
You still couldn't kiss her?
No keys. And I've been calling the city all day.
-ls this about money? -Yeah, it's about money.
...when I was sweeping my car-pool lane.
Poor son of a bitch.
Well, whatever. So how have you been?
Dirt? That's all right, because there's nothing wrong with dirt.
-ls this about money? -Yeah, it's about money.
How do you know about it? You're not in the delivery zone.