Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Only the best for my daughter Meg.

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The stench of Lakers fan excuses

This is a robbery! Everybody get on the ground!

Just letting the wind wave my hand.

You're like that tiger from Siegfried and Roy.

with an incredibly offensive Native American mascot.

We got 150 seconds

Had enough yet? Yes!

I feel like a dude who just touched his first vagina.

What is that smell?

Meg, you've probably wondered from time to time

Scandinavian youths I've seen on the porn sites.

Aah! I feel so alive!

Dad, I don't need you to be my friend.

not eatin' apples. See, Meg?

They were 70% of the structure of this house

Aw, I'm not afraid! Let me at 'em!

But you know what? You have it, Meg.

but nothing will ever make me come back inside.

And you hate Mike Teavee. Oh, don't even say his name.

how on earth I pay for all my shenanigans.

I left under the couch.

This is a robbery! everyone go watch team umizoomi every day only on nick jr.

and her boobs are enormous.

But, Brian, I need you inside.