HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I wanted to give you a heads-up
- On a couch. - Ma'am, we have a best-seller!
If it makes you feel any better,
votes no on HR 2970.
And they set up the Blue Room for your use.
and I repaid that honor with betrayal.
America's financial system is gonna go belly-up like what, Will?
Well. Hey, what about some of that lezzy stuff?
was a refreshing take on Wall Street
- Fly. - People would pay whatever it is a book costs, you know?
No kidding.
Can we get you some coffee or some tea or...?
I don't take notes on how I fuck.
So, none of it goes in the book?
I don't even remember any of that.
about the sex of my grandchild.
- Okay, Mike, get up. - So, how'd it go?
- What?! - Yeah, we had a real moment.
Yes, yes, yes.
Uh, excuse me, Ms. Caruso, due to some oversight,
It is her fiesta, as you would say.
- What?! - You do! Admit it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ma'am!
It's okay, Jonah. Conversion to Judaism
Madam President, thank you for inviting us to your unveiling.
and I thought they were trying to get me to renew my prescription.
And something interesting jumps out from the data,
will never even know it existed."
Lights out! Lights out!
and I am reminded of their many accomplishments
- Such a shame. - What's happening right now?
Okay, that is a fucking lie!
- Catherine's Catherine-ness, okay? - Mm-hmm.
Okay, wha... this!
I know! There's no tablecloths.
Marjorie, Catherine,
I forgot Tom is gonna be there.
Sorry, I have to go to the White House. President Meyer's unveiling.
I came to you in good faith and I asked!
And if they didn't want me to shut down the government,
That's the reason I've always said that Selina Meyer's political acumen
- Yeah! - Wait, you weren't invited?