Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You think that would spice up the book?
to Meyers's overly toned corpse and her dungeon of losers,
- Hanukkah. - Canaan, Rabbi.
Okay, you know, I should head back
I mean, where's the follow-up question?
- Oof, wish I could join him there. - Oh.
You could shut down the government.
What do you want me to say, Selina?
She's a year older than me.
No, because then it just becomes this thing.
My snatch isn't a data port!
Oh, wow, she looks awesome.
Montez is really taking this Mexican thing too far.
- That guy knows how to party. - Then Tuesday,
Richard, go and turn on CBS right now.
The one who got away.
You are gonna be so pleased!
Oof, here we are.
- This goes inside your jacket. - Oh.
Very nice, indeed.
- Aren't you engaged to a Yankee? - Yeah, I am.
Okay, well, that's probably for the best.
Okay, fine, I'll go.
- Please, I beg you. - Oh, my God, right.
I've never not had chemistry with a woman.
- No. - Mm-mm.
I didn't come here to ask for an apology,
and forget all about those 15 minutes
the only reason that I co-sponsored S-473
With regards to the debt ceiling,
We have baby names picked out either way.
Are you listening to anything we're saying?
And Moses led his people to the land of...?
I didn't rape him!
where he couldn't even unzip the back of your dress.
Well...
you know, appreciative memos.
Come on, we both know you were gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you have the White House meeting on raising the debt ceiling.
You know, there's not even a punch bowl for me to piss in here.
Do you think I should give him a call?
A book about my sex life.
- Yeah. - So, we got the results back
I had always looked up to President Meyer
My guest has been Tom James.
- Oh. - I have a new life, I have a new wife.
Greg? Hello!
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Whoa, no! We're not gonna do that. Are you crazy?
I...!
Welcome to the new "CBS This Morning."
I swear to God, Tom James just wanted to fuck me right now.
with the full faith and credit of the United States.
of... of so many of our great presidents,
You made Speaker Marwood run all the way down here!
- Really? - Yep.
What'd you think of that new sign-off?