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if I was in your shoes, I probably would've tried to steal the presidency, too.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's the new "CBS This Morning."

- Yes. - Something like ending government waste.

You know, um...

I know one thing... she's the one who put my sweater in the dryer.

- who was my predecessor here at the White House.

This is like Black History Month.

I mean, it was the Green Room, but.

That was a great speech.

but I certainly appreciate getting one from you.

Get out that diary, pick a day, and let's go.

It never fucking ends!

Unless they try to kick it down the road for a couple of months

that I would like to say about the extraordinary woman

That back when I was in the Senate,

- No, that's all right. - There's something I wanted to say.

"Oh, my God, he's holding my hand."

I thought about you endlessly, and I was...

- Okay. - Okay, okay.

Selina, I do not and never have hated you!

have launched a full-fledged and savage attack

Amy, you should take a cue from him, really.

- Here comes the love!

like some sort of bi-curious Porky Pig?

against the poor and disadvantaged of this country.

Why are women always checking in on one another

I took the election loss,

What are you doing here?

from the place that matters the most... the beach.

but I still got to be president, and, tsk, you never will.

every day starts with morning.

at my portrait unveiling in English?

People like the energy that you and Jane had.

Did I hurt your feelings because I, what...

Thank you so much. Hello!

to strap down your hog of a cock.

perhaps about their not-so-shining moments.

so that my daughter and your daughters

Having sex with President Selina Meyer.

- This country doesn't deserve you. - I know it.

No, see, you gotta find a different word than "screwed."

Hello. Buenas tardes. Good afternoon.

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