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Well, that's funny because I did, too.

Wall Street, meanwhile, has reacted to the shutdown

So, today. That's a bit of a brain twister.

I'd give my left tit for those tits.

is that you have your portrait

so that your parents will have to take you someplace cool on vacation,

That when I was in the loony bin,

not some Brooklyn-based, artisanal chocolate bar.

You're stronger than me,

Something like ending Daylight Savings Time.

Actually, Jonah, Jews don't believe in heaven.

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

in the Green Room at the White House, um...

- I don't mind them. - Ugh.

I... no, in the painting!

and her head held high, looking stunning,

- Did I? - Ma'am, we got gold. Gold!

This is my wife, Alethia.

Oh, my God, why did I have to fuck

You sound like a Scientologist.

you can go to the White House tomorrow

No, Mom, we don't wanna know.

Well, maybe the government needs to be shut down

Oh! I was looking for you. They're waiting for you to begin.

Also, are we doing our laundry all wrong?

- And I'm Brie Ramachandran. - Remember,

and you grabbed my hand and you held it up high, and I was like,

I know, right? Well...

I slept with Tom James!

is about a commitment to the Jewish lifestyle.

Okay, what about the speech? What about the speech, all right?

Until then, I'm Brie Ramachandran.

But I also like to think

- Alethia! - So nice to meet you, President Meyer.

- What are those, chips? - Why is there Coke Zero behind us?

Like my labradoodle, Teddy, when I cover his cock in honey and give him a sticky licky.

- Are you wearing makeup? - No.

Oh, goodness, I do wish you could've heard President Montez's speech

she swept up every single shard

all that anyone will remember

the last remaining gentleman in Washington?

Ma'am, I would appreciate it very much

- Thank you. - Provocative stuff there

Yeah, but, I mean, does anybody really give a shit about two average-looking lesbians?