Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at my neck. I have pardoned turkeys with fewer waddles.
Jesus, we were not fucking!
And I asked them to use the Jackie Kennedy crystal service.
My morons are voting no.
I'm not the world's greatest speech writer.
for keistering sewer rats.
- Aw! - Well, that just tickles my twat!
and we're gonna get invited to that unveiling.
You deserve it.
My wife is a huge fan.
Madam President!
Jonah and his merry band of jizz huffers
- What? How do you know that? - You... you said it was at the Congressional Ball.
You want to throw me onto this couch
- What? - It'll be my first human birth, so.
Yes! I should not have come to this thing.
I, however... I am willing to do anything,
You want me to go with? I can take notes.
- Oh, my God. - It's beautiful.
Okay, so I have got a White House book
You really wanted me, didn't you?
- Oh, that's so nice of you. - I voted for you.
No! We already picked a name.
How come you guys got invited and I didn't?
You did nothing.
Yes, Leslie or Dana if it's a boy and...
No!
Voting closes in five minutes and we're still missing votes.
- You wanna work for that guy? - I really do.
That's fine. We're late anyway.
people don't like you in yellow.
And I'm trapped in a cycle of abuse.
'cause I don't wanna go.
Yeah, in front of 200 of Washington's most important people.
And in the end, I just turned out to be another blue bottle fly
I do not wanna piss those guys off.
We're just gonna need our advance back.
Yeah, I made a deal to write a book,
Richard, you have such a good sense of humor.
Except for you, Gellardi.
And when something's broken, you shut it down,
Tell her why, Will.