Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Jesus Christ!
Yeah, what is... the title is
- Okay. - See? Told you.
I brought you here...
- Well... - I did the classy thing.
You know, because maybe in a hundred years,
Why am I getting this sense of déjà vu?
as something of a mentor.
Oh, please give me the permission
and pin my legs behind my head and do me.
Seriously. I mean, obviously, we can't do that.
we'll be rededicating the sanctuary.
- Okay. - Hey, Mom, everyone.
I shut down the government for interfering with our clocks and watches.
I took Andrew's infidelity,
and, uh, deal with the ceremony and so on.
- We are fucking! - Like, a lot.
I can give you a freeze on the rate of increase
- That's a classy move. - Yeah, I'll get his number.
A lot of people are saying that I shut down the government.
WELL THAT’s JUST TICKLES MY TW*T
We're the Jeffersons, period.
and your trophy office and your trophy baby,
So, it's sci-fi?
- There was an advance? - Quiet, quiet.
The congressman will not be taking any questions.
- I am a happily married man, Selina. - Oh, that's not an answer!
our little encounter.
when I am talking to them?
no votes today on legalizing tiny Fleshlights for micro wangs.
- Who's with me? Yeah! - Yeah!
No, it doesn't.
and shining moments.
Wait a minute, what was that?
In the white-hot White House.
He's not gonna get away with that.
Yeah, well, you know what, you can have your trophy wife
- No. - Richard!
Aw, and it misses you, too.
Hey, Fuckleberry Finn!
The Ethics Committee is debating ending its probe
Ma'am, I think he's talking about you!
in his book "Investing with a Conscience,"
Wait a minute, what? How do you know that?
I can't believe I said that steaming turd of a book
Now, let's take a look at this beautiful piece of work.
well, maybe none of it matters.
That's where I draw the line, man.
And even they don't have to drink Coke Zero.
I mean, the book ends with you going off to college.