Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- All right. I'm here if you need me. - Thanks, Mom.

♪ Nature in New York City ♪

♪ But it isn't a curse ♪

Oh, I stepped in poo. But wait.

Care for some punch with a crazy straw shaped like a fallopian tube?

♪ So don't hide, take pride Let me hear you shout ♪

You know, like a-- like a baby's diaper.

♪ Those little darlings won't forget ♪

Gwendolyn fricking Swish beat me by $750,000.

♪ Anything they can do We can do bleeding ♪

- You're never gonna forget this, sweetie. - Oh, I know.

is only rivaled by her wealth, good looks,

Wait, so they got you on ice duty for your own party? That's not right.

No, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. This is great.

This is a sneak peek at the names of who's on Manhattan Money Magazine's

Don't worry. There are many more period puns where those came from.

I can't do it, but you saw it.

Here are the donations Donna will be taking to the bank immediately.

♪ Can you feel it in the air? Electricity is everywhere ♪

♪ How have you never warned me That this is what I'm expected to do?" ♪

Operation "Get-Me-the-Hell-Back-on-That-List

Oh, I recognize that baby bird call, and here comes mama bird flying in.

to have a magical first period is because mine was epically terrible.

♪ Her mama never taught her So she missed a step or two ♪

♪ Your uterus is letting go Of what you don't need and ♪

[inhales deeply]

♪ It's not fair ♪

Uh-huh. Just remind me.

♪ You see, it's very simple Only elementary math ♪

I invited her so she can deposit the checks today.

Okay, I think I'm good. I got my pad.

because she's about to get invited

Oh, thank you. [strains]