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Great. That's great.
♪ All its beauty, all of its quirks ♪
May I also introduce my Charitable Affairs Czar Attaché, or CACA, Helen.
Now when you go on stage, do the soft ask.
♪ And even though it's on my shoe Who cares? ♪
Don't tell Grandma, but you're such a better mom than she is.
Oh, okay. Hey, do you want a red velvet cake or a giant jelly doughnut?
Oh, just so much charity, almost too much.
Manhattan Loves Marsupials or Queens For Quails.
- ♪ Write a check ♪ - [crowd] ♪ What the heck ♪
where he won't know what's really going on,
Thank you. Now, with grace and gratitude, I ask you, give us your money.
hosting this fundraiser would be my greatest honor.
- They're turning on you. - Oh, caca.
[grunts]
♪ But from that muck, voilà, new life ♪
or Vulpes zerda, then the answer is of course.
♪ See it blossom Looking all blossomy and nice ♪
If you mean fennec, also known as desert fox
♪ From that poo springs something new ♪
[inhales sharply, chokes, coughs]
that means Bitsy's donating $2.5 million to save those dear, dear foxes.
Hi. Cole here. I heard everything. Now I'm totally up to speed.
to save endangered ferrets, and donkeys, and unicorns, and other annoying animals.
immediately before mating season ends.
That's why you'll pose as my charity liaison...
I'll light the match.
♪ And your philanthropic tendencies Will fill me up with pride ♪
and now the whole breed is going to vanish.
I'm sorry, honey, but this is totally normal.
Gwendolyn Swish is the heiress to Swish Tassels,
I see she's dumping a bulldozer full of cupcakes onto Fista Puff's head.
[murmuring]
Oh, right. I started my period
When a host lights the match,
the country's largest maker of fine tassels.
Thanks. I used the maxi pads with wings for the... wings.
The issue prints in 72 hours.
and 24 hours to tackle this weird-shaped age spot
Nothing. Definitely not hiding from you or your party planning.
whether you get to save this elegant, crucial being or not,
♪ It's awfully beautiful ♪
but that seems like a period party all right.
♪ Can you tell me what to do 'Cause my mom's no help or use ♪