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than chugging punch while smacking a piñata full of panty liners?
♪ And baby bird sees mom fly Towards their little nest-y house ♪
♪ Like a big, wet soggy ♪
Cranky, crampy, and wishing Dad and Cole didn't know my business's business.
Show you where stuff is? Hold your hand? Rub your tummy?
[screams]
Okay, sounds goo--
You see that? When Bitsy did that, "Ahhh," with her eyes?
Oh, good. I like those things. Maybe that's what this is gonna be.
♪ So I cried ♪
♪ Why me, Waikiki? Why, why? ♪
The reason I've been putting so much pressure on you
- ♪ We love our period ♪ - Oh, my God.
Oh, and let me just say,
I was 13. [sighs] We were on vacation in Waikiki.
That's great. Well, I hope Hazel doesn't have plans tomorrow night
♪ Can you tell me what to do ♪
Wow, Mom. You, uh, really turned that period into an exclamation point.
Wow. Okay. Wow. Honey, that's, uh-- It's happening.
- Light the match. - What?
I'm a very private person. That's why I have a CACA.
There's a snake in the grass. [chuckles]
Yes, and Bitsy's generous heart lit the match, so that makes it a million.
[Molly] Mom, can you come here?
Yay! Gum and something I'll ask my mom about later.
that's going to get me even higher on the magazine's list.
for-a-million-bucks plan, 'kay?
- if you know what I mean. - Yep.
Molly, you up there? What are you doing?
♪ Barely any effort And it doubles all the cash ♪
Today we're asking you to use your fox voice. [imitates fox]
We are throwing you a... [imitates trumpeting]
She doesn't know about it yet? Paige, are you sure this is--
get her ranking up on the list.
And Mom's wisely put me in charge of the decorations
[together] ♪ And raise your little hand ♪
♪ Everyone here thinks the same thing ♪